lots of discussion of dick size but no mention of pussy.  what do you do when you have a provider with a small/tight pussy or a big/loose one?  one well viewed provider often mentioned  here that she could not handle more than a 6" cock.  ladies, do you consider your pussy to be small, average or large?  what do you do if your client has a "mandingo" ?

I cancelled an appointment recently after reading in some older reviews (that I didn't get to in my initial research) that she cannot really handle anything above average size.  We communicated about it and mutually agreed we were not a good "fit," so to speak.  She was super sweet about it considering I cancelled just a few hours before the appointment and it was my own stupid fault for not being thorough.

I have seen a couple clients where I was just like…yo, that's not…

and they both practically finished my sentence. That's why they were seeing providers in the first place I think. HJ with a little licking but BJ impossible and intercourse unimaginable.  

Those men aside, be real. No matter your size/weight pussy spits out humans and goes back. It's amazing and yes a big dick can be very difficult and also painful but it leaves a gift. Not cum you dirty minded…
When pussy is challenged by a big dick or pounded by an average dick the inside of it swells and the next time you fuck it's tighter than a mouses cunt…

 


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where you can't fuck it, then clearly you haven't aroused her enough.

Like sophiaLA said, a vagina can swell and enlarge - shoot, it can push out a baby. If it can't handle a dick (which I will assume no one is bigger than a newborn baby), then you aren't pleasing her right.

Really simple, actually

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Vaginal intercourse felt like Greek.  My dick was sore after doing her for 40 minutes.  She must have worked her vaginal muscles and maybe took some whey protein enhancers too,  to the point where it can clamp down on a dick pretty hard. It was great actually because it kept me on edge and felt awesome.  

She didn't have any teeth in her vagina tho,  which I'm grateful for...  

Why do so many guys refer to them as "cunt" when talking about sex, writing reviews, etc

I licked her cunt.   I stuck my finger in her cunt.  I stuck my dick in her cunt.

Definitions:

Pussy - a vagina

Cunt - a lady with a poor attitude who needs to be bitch slapped

Please start using the correct terminology !!

"Tighter than a mouse's cunt" lol

You've got to love a woman that talks like that, and you my friend need to lighten the fuck up.

There is another, quite legitimate use of the word cunt, "People who bitch about language on a fuck board are such little........." I am sure you can finish my sentence for me. lmao

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too lame.  

On the other hand I can't help but feel at least a little bit disgusted at the thought of "mouse cunt"  lo

theme song:

and yes don't people who are PC about the use of words on a fuck board seem just a bit "cunty" to you?

and I bet if you were another mouse, "Mouse cunt" wouldn't sound the least bit disgusting.

and the lady is uncommonly narrow...I'm no John Holmes but I'm enough above average that this would have been an awkward situation that was fortunately avoided.

...hormones are involved in the elasticity that allows things to work. Those wouldn't be involved in this case. However you are of course correct that it can take more than many would expect.

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In general, a vagina is tight when she is not aroused, and the more excited she becomes, the wetter and more she stretches to accommodate her parter.  

So to answer your question: Wait, what was the question?  Oh, I'd say I'm average.  Haven't yet birthed a kid and there is such thing as a man who is too large.  Tears happen and it can put a girl out of commission for days.  (OUCHHH)

Actually, I don't see "cunt" used here much at all.  And it can be used quite beautifully, if you're D.H. Lawrence in "Lady Chatterley's Lover."  Herewith, the most poetic use ever of "cunt."

"Th'art good cunt, though, aren't ter? Best bit o' cunt left on earth. When ter likes! When tha'rt willin'!"

"What is cunt?" she said.

"An' doesn't ter know? Cunt! It's thee down theer; an' what I get when I'm i'side thee, and what tha gets when I'm i'side thee; it's a` as it is, all on't."

"All on't,'"she teased. "Cunt! It's like fuck then."

"Nay nay! Fuck's only what you do. animals fuck. But cunt's a lot more than that. It's thee, dost see: an' tha'rt a lot besides an animal, aren't ter? --- even ter fuck? Cunt! Eh, that's the beauty o' thee, lass!"

and sarcasm! Of all people to not get it! What's this board coming too? Did you actually read the post? The guy was obviously joking!

I am going to try the Inicky excuse, "I was too sober"

Or I could try the Tardlor excuse, "I was only joking"

Oh fuck it, I will just fess up and admit it. It went right over my head. My apologies to Donziman, my bad.

but I still maintain I wouldn't have missed the joke if I weren't so damned sober this morning.

and once again, my apologies to Donziman.

as for you PS GFY!!!  I absolutely hate being wrong, and I hate it even worse when I am obviously wrong and can't even bloviate my way out of it. FUCK FUCK FUCK

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it's been too many hours since your last drink and/or last fuck. Apology wasn't necessary but I still felt the urge to point it out!

It's the only word, IMO, that implies that this baby is a force to be reckoned with, just by the way it sounds.

Pussy, hoo hah, lady bits, flower, vajayjay, even twat, they all sound so thin and sometimes even apologetic for referencing what they do. Cunt sounds strong and in charge. Cunt implies the most amount of ownership of all the synonyms. It's one of the few words that will get a reaction from just about anyone, and I like that just one little word can evoke that kind of power, and really truly it will only ever belong to us ladies. I don't know why it's fallen out of favor, or when it became one of the dirtier dirty words, but I unabashedly use it when it fits.

I've never been insulted by someone calling me a cunt, because honestly, I feel as if very few use it properly in insult form. It's a mix of just not even acknowledging the waste of a powerful word because you can't help stupid, and having a strong sense of what that word means to me, so already not caring very much how others use it.  I know that if I ever get to the point of calling an actual human being a cunt, it's serious, and it means there's a lot of history there. Much more than a simple "asshole" can explain. I think "cunt", like a lot of words, can have multiple meanings, and I'm totally fine with that.

That being said, I disagree with your definition, and in line with many of my PSA's, I would appreciate if those who think a lady should be bitch slapped for a poor attitude would avoid trying to make my acquaintance. You can say and do a lot without involving violence against women.

fucking a cup of water! There was absolutely no friction at all! That was one majorly loose pussy! I couldn't cum. My dick went soft. She refused to finish me with her mouth saying, "Ewwww! Not after it was down there!" It was a horrible experience with a very pretty girl. I swore off P4P after that. It's a good thing I changed my mind.

but I just told you to "go fuck yourself" it was Donziman that I kind of sorta called a cunt, and since don't know the guy, I think an apology was in order.

As for telling you to "go fuck yourself" I am glad no apology was necessary, because no apology is forthcoming, as a mater of fact I will even say it again "PS, please go fuck yourself" for proving me wrong. lmao

and to those people who think I can dish it out, but not take it, go fuck yourselves as well!!! lol

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This is a little long but hilarious  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

That story is so sad it could be a flick!

Also your black lingerie and those shots with your doubles partner.  Do get in touch if you come to the NY area.
And as for "cunt," you are exactly right about the power of the word.  When a girl in the throes of passion yells, "Fuck my cunt!" it's about as hot as it gets.

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you take back the apology you fucking fucker! Not only would it be not expected. It would be refused!
Now FYATWYRIO!

because it would be obvious to most people here that I had either been kidnapped or hacked, as I would NEVER do something that lame.

I could have come up with some more extreme analogies.

That's probably why she wouldn't put your dick in her mouth after it had been in her nasty cunt.

BTW would you say that is a proper use of the word "cunt"??? It seemed like a good time to use it.

Personally, I can get off from a single finger, but as long as there's enough lubrication, I can take a decent sized wang. Only once did I look at a guy's dick and say "okay no," but that thing was other-worldly. Dude must have grown up near Chernobyl or something.  

Speaking of big pussies, though, I once saw a video where a dude stuck his head up a chick's vagina. My roommates and I still argue to this day over whether or not it's real. It looked real to me!

It gets abrasive like a stiff washcloth. Or espresso with too many grounds swimming around. Or like a breaded catfish served with Cajun sauce.

Which bad college did you go to anyhow, girl?

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...apparently were a lot of guys who were "overqualified."

Yes the loose pussy was bad, but when she said, "Ewwww! Not after it's been down there!" that pretty much killed everything. What's kind of odd too is that she only did CBJ, so I expected her to remove the FS condom and rewrap me for another CBJ, but that wasn't even an option. My session started with a decent CBJ, then she said climb on, at which point I did but felt nothing since I was basically fucking a garage that a Mack truck could have parked in. Then less than a minute into it she tells me I have to come soon. That's when I said, "It ain't happening. How about using your mouth again?" I was assuming she would take off the condom and replace it, but I got the "Ewwww" comment, and  got dressed and walked out swearing off prostitutes forever! As I said earlier, it's a good thing I changed my mind, and had some amazing experiences after that one.

It's too bad too, because she really was pretty, and had a nice personality in the leadup. But once the money changed hands, she was definitely a cunt! Lol. This was long before TER, but I would have given her an 8/2 if there were reviews then. By other TER graders, she would get a 9 or 10 for looks.  

This was a Waikiki SW. I had some other not so good experiences with the Waikiki SWs after that one but also a lot of good ones. Several I even repeated with. I know from previous conversations with you that you had some good times with the Waikiki street girls too.

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Notice that the boys are naked, too. They get off on it.

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and I'm hoping that shit is fake. If it's real, she must be Chernobyl-boy's sister.  

Not for the faint of heart or those with weak stomachs:

I don't know if I can say that about too many other places.

Maybe Dallas, the Harry Hines area 25 years ago wasn't bad either, but I think maybe I liked Waikiki better, because I walked it instead of doing the "car date" thing. Seems like a thousand years ago doesn't it?

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You know, I always wondered if my handle might give someone the impression that I'm not a bad girl who attends college, but rather a standard girl who attends a bad college. I shall wonder no more.

What's that dude's name, anyway? I've seen him in a bunch of really random porn.

You should like that.

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I run south in the winter, lol

I can personally vouch that this guy is packing heat.  

hmm, cup of water, or like waving your dick around in a moist humid room?

So fake that it wasn't even disgusting.

In your dreams, you fucking fucker.

Here it is.  We thought Mikey invented it but I guess not.
Please read definition 3, as the example is fucking funny.


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For those with strong stomachs, here's a longer version.

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I had never seen the longer version before. Fake as fuck. Guess I owe my roommate $10.  

but who in their right mind would pay money to get me back? They might pay the kidnappers to keep me though. I can see the note now, "We want $1,000 in small unmarked bills, or we will release him" lmao

Unfortunately I can't elaborate about what was said "THATS CLASSIFIED PROVIDER INFO". I defiantly have a small vagina though, I mean Pussy !!!!!  I think I would be afraid of a really really big dick lol.  I'm going to visit NYC at some point and from what I hear there are a lot of big dicks out there hummmmm... I wonder why ?

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It should be in the pull-down answer section, like tits and build.

Squeaky tight
Snug
Average
Loose
Ginormous

But maybe have an additional attribute pull-down for vaginal muscle tone for those ladies with great muscle control down there

It is what it is
Did you just squeeze me?
Oooh, I liked that.  Can we do Morse Code?
Kegel instructor
Holy shit, let it go

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But we don't all have large penises.

Although I'm not even sure it was moist

Allowing for that gigantic head to pass through. Guys forget that unless a woman is genuinely aroused a big dick can be painful. Also some ladies just don't want to deal with the pain in the first place no matter whether it can eventually fit.

If a guy is sporting a bat, be creative and let a lady know so you don't waste your time or inflict unnecessary discomfort.

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