What are the most common lies we tell hookers?
Let's see: You're my favorite. You have the best (ass,boobs, face,whatever) I've ever seen. I really appreciate being with such an educated lady. And The all time biggest lie we tell the most: I WILL REPEAT! Come up with some moreI understand its a thing people do. Hell, I lie to my wife about where I go on certain Fridays. I also withold information that I don't want out in the world. But generally, I hate lying and liars. Its kinda disgusting. White lies to save face or save people's feelings OK, but geez, real lies are kinda despicable.
I once said I was going to start running "mute" specials. Just shut the fuck up and enjoy your stay. You're a very good reason to add that to March Madness. Lmao what a tool! You must be one of dasi's buddies.
I don't like liars either but sometimes people need to do it.
While I am VERY up front and honest with a provider whether it's my first date or my 21st date with her but here is what I think common lies are: I'm single/divorcedPaid fantasy
I don't tell them any lies. ask any one of them.
you give the best head i've ever had
get it. Why would one want/need to lie to a provider?
I never lie about matters of that great importance
Why in the world would I find myself having to lie to a hooker? Lying is what you have to do with civvies if you ever want to get laid.
I am not going to lie to a provider and tell her she's hot if I don't think she is. If I don't think she's hot, I am not going to book with her in the first place, if the sex sucks, I am paying for it and I don't really feel any need to spare her feeling by giving her false compliments. and the only "compliment" I call bullshit on is when a hooker tells me how "huge" I am. I don't have a TAP, but I am by no means "huge" All other compliments I accept graciously. I am honestly racking my brain for "lies" that I tell hookers and quite frankly I just can't think of one. The only "lie" I can think of that I might tell is when doing overnight appointments in Costa Rica, I often make plans to spend several days with a chica, only to sober up in the morning and cancel them, but I wouldn't exactly call it a lie as I really mean it when I say it, it's just that things look so much different in the morning with a hangover, and of course sometimes it does happen and I will take a girl away for the entire weekend. Just not as often as I promise. lolHaha! This reminds me of my first visit to a lady who was to become an ATF. When I complimented her, she didn't miss a beat. "I bet you say that to all the whores". We both busted up laughing, and that became the catch phrase of our relationship. The compliment was sincere, as we're many that followed. I'm with you. Why lie? This is the one point where I get to shed the rest of the world and just be me.
You can believe in whatsoever you like, but the truth remains the truth, no matter how sweet the lie may taste
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"Your dick is so big."
"You're my first client of the day."
"Ah, I'm about to cum."
"Fuck, that feels so good."
I have less reason to lie to an escort than anyone else on the planet. I save the lies for those who can't handle the truth about me.
ecause we all know every John falls for his ATF and can't get up, right?
Ha ha!
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i rest my case.
(see post below)(Usually said through clenched teeth.8o)
Not sure why WE is so mad but might have taken the thread differently.
I'm not seeing too much a difference between the lies OTM and WE -- true, the statements are likely not factual or what the speaker really believes/feels but they all seem like part of the fantasy experience both sides work to create so fit into the flattery bucket more than lying.Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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