So I follow professional cycling (proud MAMIL here) and damnit every time the Top 3 race finishers get on stage I miss who they are. Every fucking time!!!! Why? It's those fine ass Podium Girls like ocular magnets pulling my eyeballs crosswise and my cock straight up Olive North-like. Like these two girls at the AMGEN Tour of California going on below. Yikes!

Is there ANYone who is a current or former Podium Girl on TER or a lucky bastard who has fuk'd one?

My God can't get these bitches off my miiiiiiiiind today.

Peter Sagan's a total wolf with this shit....

it's easier in Europe. Cycling is big, and riders are in demand. In the US, it's only big in a very small circle of enthusiasts. I'd rather have gotten the yellow once or twice.

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These are professional models, so there is a good chance that ore or two have at some point.