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If I promise to be blindly conservative and gramatically ignorant to the point where all would wish me to Expository Writing 101 hell, can I get the same bet? 
(lol)
Netmichelle,
Im blushing, and feeling all warm an fuzzy inside. How could I prove to you that I am not l.e. if the session is free. For me to prove to you I am not l.e. I would actually have to offer you and you to accept. Thank you for the offer though.
BTW, what state are you in?? How about this, if I am ever in the state you are in I will take you out to dinner and we can call it even. I ticked you off for using so many capitals and expletives, so I will make it up to you with dinner. That sound better to me.
Besides, you couldn't handle me anyway dear
Im sure you will have many appointment requests by tommorow after this string of posts Im glad I could be of help.
Netmichelle,
Flirting?? I don't even know how to flirt Be carefull, the other guys on this board might start thinking that all they have to do is post in caps and flirt with you to get a free date
You didn't answer my question. Did you just hate me posting in caps, or do you not like anyone posting in caps?? By the way I would have taken you up on the bet if it was more challenging.
Asking me to stop posting in caps is just boring, where is the challenge in that??
Netmichelle,
Not meant to be an insult dear, Im just proud that you are trying so hard Your persistance is praiseworthy. You keep forgetting this is not a bet, but only a nice jesture on my part.
If it was a bet I would be winning something at the end and since I do not hobby a free session is irrelevant. I get nothing in the end but since I am a gentleman I will continue to refrain from using caps and expletives out of respect
If you keep insisting this is a bet, my intelligence will be insulted which in trun will cause a storm caps and expletives to rain upon this board like cats and dogs Its your choice
I haven't been sexually harassed in over 3 months I peaked??? That must be the marijuana talking You are the one posting in all caps, I plan on living up to my end of the bargain. If you wouldn't have posted in caps, I was going to offer you a free session with me I am a provider for many needs, not just one
Emeraldvodka, ofcourse A toast to the beginning of a new friendship. If I didn't know better I would think you were warming up to me.
First you hated me, wanted me off the board, said I need to get respect, and now you have come around to offering me a free session. See the effect drinking Emeraldvodka can have on you