There's a really amusing post on the Newbie board about wacky (and risky!) things guys do when they show up for a date, like rapping Wipeout on the hotel room door. What kind of wacky things have the ladies run into as the guys depart? I realize you don't follow them down the elevator, but have there been instances of guys high-five'ing hotel staff in the hallway, whistling Back In The Saddle Again, or whatever?
I thought you were going somewhere else with this..............
I think the worse for me was the 70 plus year old guy who talked very loudly my name before he even knocked on the door and as soon as I opened it said "Are you Alexandra? You are even hotter than your picture". This was while others were walking in the hall. I actually had to put my hand over his mouth and pull him in as fast as I could. He was going to keep standing out in the hall to have a full conversation! What a WTF moment. There has never been anyone else that has ever given me a heart attack, but he sure did come close.
So he had to pay for another hotel room somewhere else since he pretty well outed me, because I wasn't going to continue to stay there after that. I did see him and it all worked out. He does know better now. There hasn't been too many crazy or risky things I have known any of my guys to go and do before and after we meet, but you never truly know, do you?Long ago, when I had an apartment just for incall...... the gentleman and I were all done, he'd gotten dressed, and then casually remarked ...."and I'll take the DNA evidence with me, of course".... WHAAAAT?! I really wasn't sure if he were serious, or if he meant what I thought he meant but YES and YES.
Gesturing to the wastebasket, where the "evidence" had been deposited, he elaborated, "I'll take the trash with me." Well, OK. There was a bag lining the basket, so I lifted it out, tied it off and handed it to him. I told him that was the first time anyone had ever asked to do that; looking genuinely surprised he replied in what I thought was a rather condescending tone, "I ALWAYS take it with me. I don't need a paternity suit." He then wadded it up, put it in his coat pocket, and went on his way. I've met many men with various idiosyncrasies and paranoid behaviors, but he was the only one to do that.Someday, instead of telling ghost stories, I'm gonna sit around a campfire and tell my Tales of the Strange But True Client stories. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Just when I think I've heard it all! LOL!!! I would love to be at that campfire!
Gesturing to the wastebasket, where the "evidence" had been deposited, he elaborated, "I'll take the trash with me."
Well, OK. There was a bag lining the basket, so I lifted it out, tied it off and handed it to him. I told him that was the first time anyone had ever asked to do that; looking genuinely surprised he replied in what I thought was a rather condescending tone, "I ALWAYS take it with me. I don't need a paternity suit."
He then wadded it up, put it in his coat pocket, and went on his way.
I've met many men with various idiosyncrasies and paranoid behaviors, but he was the only one to do that.
Someday, instead of telling ghost stories, I'm gonna sit around a campfire and tell my Tales of the Strange But True Client stories. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I had a very similar episode. I was touring so I was hosting at a hotel. Afterwards he goes to the trash can and retrieves the used condom. When I asked him what he was doing he said that he was taking his DNA out of the room because if I got murdered later today he didn't want to be tracked down as a suspect. I couldn't imagine what kind of guys he thought I typically deal with.
should write a book! Tell the publisher that you've got a lock on sales to at least 80% of TER membership. Crowd source the book!
Did you give him the early-bird special? Did he pay with Green Stamps? 
LOL, if I am paying for the room, I ALWAYS take the evidence and the dead wine bottle with me and throw it away beside the elevator or downstairs somewhere. The reason is that if for some odd reason I get a phone call or email about something I left behind, I know that it's nothing that could be incriminating. If it's an incall, I really don't care.
No DNA coming out of the stomach. Of course there are still skin cells, hair samples, fingerprints etc. that can place you there.
...I don't think I could've controlled myself from laughing in his face.
Thinks highly of himself doesn't he?
I don't want any babies especially a "hobby baby" (as much as I love this "hobby").
PS..... Z, I guess I was asking for that one mr smarty pants. I had to laugh at your post!
I had a provider answer a light knock with a loudish "Thanks for coming to fix my AC".. And the maintenance men were only one door down in the hall... And still there when I left an hour later
CSI and other shows has made some folks a little odd.
She should've known better, but lesson learned - don't be the nice girl who doesn't check and hide the donation until he leaves.
She then told me that I was too trusting and I should always make sure it gets flushed down the loo because "those are a lot of potential children in there." Lol! To be honest, I had never thought about it, and no, I don't put it in my pocket 😄
I currently host my incall dates at various hotels, but at the time that particular incident occurred, I had an apartment just for incall. The landlord was a friend of mine, and had warned me that the toilets clogged easily, and that condoms were pretty much guaranteed to do so.
Thus, I would place them in the wastebasket and toss the contents into the dumpster outside after every date.