I hope it doesn't cause me to lose my man card, but I'm addicted to DWTS... Yes, I know, I should be watching MNF, but I can't resist two of my favorite things... music and scantily clad women... BTW, does Whitney remind you of anyone here?

Still, I am relieved because I was afraid you were about to admit you're not a real Senator.

You are more queer than a 3 Dollar bill..  That show is for gays, half gays, and women...Good lord.. I didn't watch Football either yesterday. My DirecTV was acting up losing signal. I think there is a branch that was coming in the way, but I did watch House of Cards on Netflix... Awesome show..

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an honest politician!

And I don't care if he's gay.  

Note to Senator: Please say you watch football on Sundays. At least then, you might convince Nick that you're only bi.  

Yes, not only do I watch football on Sunday, but all day Saturday as well...

As far as these other allegations pertaining to my sexual orientation... I'll share this story of a friend who was a dancer...

We used to rib him about similar allegations and his reply was he got more tail than all of us he-men... You see, all the women dancers wanted him and he played it perfectly... Just sayin'

What a surprise...

I have cable... No issues with reception at all...

Keep your Man Card until somebody takes it away, and apply for a True Human Card, that's the one that gets you into all the fun places.

I will send a courier to pick up your man cards by week's end. lol

There are some things you just don't admit to in public if you want to hold onto to your man card, one of them is knowing the names of all the Spice Girls by heart, another is admitting that you "might" do Rosie O'Donnell under the right circumstances, another is saying that Richard Simmons isn't THAT gay, and finally you NEVER admit to watching a show as gay as Dancing With The Stars. lmao

but since you do at least watch sports, (real sports, not xgames or figure skating) I suppose your man cards could be replaced with "metro sexual" cards as opposed to the pretty pink gay cards that you so richly deserve. lol

Got tired of it after they would dig shit up and blow my TV for a few days or so every few months. I only have problem now when there is a big storm or a branch comes in the way of my satellite.  Much better overall experience, if you ask me.

Its a dance competition show which features famous people from various walks of life..

Its super cheesy from straight male's perspective..

...don't knock it until you've seen Shawna Burgess and Peta Murgatroyd in some of those outfits that DWTS puts on them to attract the male audience...

Btw, I watched football, NASCAR and college basketball on Sunday and 11 hours of football on Saturday, LOL.

From the straight male's perspective all shows are supper cheesy. Even when the show is the subject of something remotely interesting, and entertaining to TSM.  Why?... because it's a show.

 
show  http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/show

         A spectacle or display of something, typically an impressive one

While I cannot say Im a fan I did catch an episode or two with the SO a few years back.  Wasnt all horrible.  Scantily clad chicks dancing Latin dances (which is practically dry-humping) wasnt so bad.  Also met Julianne Hough in NYC about a year later.  She's like 5'2" and weighs about 90 pounds.  I put my arm around her waist for the pic and practically gave myself a reach-around.  She's SO tiny.

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He ALWAYS has a smile on his face. lol

and using the word "effeminate" instead of something more along the lines of "flaming" is two more points deducted from the potential reinstatement of your man card. You better quit digging that hole, or you might end up with one of those pretty pink cards in the mail.

confessing to being a fan.......

Either that, or claim that you lost a bet and the stakes were to make a post that makes you look gayer than Big Al. lol

As points of evidence... I have no idea who the spice girls are or even what songs they've recorded... No way would I ever do Rosie... Not even with Curly's dick... and yes, Richard Simmons is effeminate... as for watching DTWS... Just look at the smile on Tommy Chong's face.

around with flames coming outta their asses every week . omg Ron Reagan jr. fan club just got new members and its some of guys of ter .. lmao. bet they love the touchdown dances in the end zone too .  

her ass is to flat and her lips aren't thick enough . 8/7 , guessing on the latter as I bet she goes yuck when one cim , she doesn't look like a swallower .  

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Lying is a very manly thing to do, it's what we are expected to do when caught with our pants down, especially when caught "toe tapping" in the men's bathroom. lol

I will talk to the committee and I expect to have your man card reinstated by day's end. Great job.

Kinda why I don't have TV.

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I learned  all the Spice Girls stage names when  I took two of my GF's to a show years ago and got a front row refresher with my favorite GF at a Spice Girls show years after that.
   Personally I find  Scary Spice most sexy and appealing.
   
   I also enjoy  X Games, especially in winter.
  I don't know anything about Dancing with the stars, though I do know, dancing with women  in clubs is the best maneuver by far  to find an invite to her home .
   
   I can wear a pink shirt with enough confidence in myself I don't feel any need  to explain I'm not homosexual.    
   
   IMO most male homosexuals portray themselves as  more man than metrosexuals,  
   Those metro dudes are old fashion sissies without disguise or back bone , like most Senators .
   

   Any guy who  would even contemplate doing  Rosie O'Donnell under any circumstance has no measure of self respect or he has no hands.  

 

   
   
 

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Internet, television, news paper - media is media.

and I'll try to stop digging... So what do I need to do to redeem myself in the eyes of the committee?

But I was at my mother's house and she has dibs on the TV when DWTS is on.  I have dibs on the TV if I'm there on Sunday night with The Walking Dead, so it's fair.

The female dancers on the show are super hot and the tight clothes does make it more interesting, but in general I find that it gets old fast. Now if there was Dancing with Hos I'd be a regular watcher...as long as they showed more than just the dancing.

BTW, I agree that Whitney is hot.

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I'm with you... I like the winter X games as well... But I have to take exception to your assessment of Senators not having any backbone... They have no morals, I'll grant you that... But how long do you think we'd be able to stay in office without a strong constitution...

Not only was I hung over this morning after consuming a copious amount of Patron at the strip club last night... The dancers there convinced me that they were dancing for the stars... which in my inebriated state, I mistook for dancing with the stars... so, I may not have gotten all the facts quite right in my OP... but the dancer that came home with me was named Whitney.

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What is wrong with those idiots willing to fuck Donald Trump with the WORST hair style..all that money but zero style...oh that's right it's the money. See what money does to women, it makes us blind.  

All I can say is that it does not erase our sense of taste and smell.

A bunch of guys wearing tights, ass slapping each other? Then they beat up their women to prove the manliness oh and let's not forget having 6 kids with 6 different women...trying to prove something much?

Yeah I call that so far in the closet as fuck.

THEN is would be homophobic. This is just locker room banter. Just like do you really think that Nick is bordering on racism when he calls me Mr Wu" or that I secretly hate Indians (dots or feathers) when I call Curly APU?

and do you REALLY think I care what a casual observer thinks about my comments? I barely care what my friends think, much less some uber sensitive douche bag that I don't even know, the name "Handlewithcare" comes to mind actually, another ubersensitive douchebag that can't take a joke.

As for "real sports" There are "manly sports" like football, boxing, and hockey. Then there are the "other" sports like dancing, figure skating, and gymnastics, just to name a few. You can't argue how athletic, not to mention downright strong you need to be to be a gymnast, but from a "mancard" standpoint it's still a sissy sport. It's all context my dear, don't take it literal, nor should you let facts get in the way of having some fun.

This thread is not about personal preference, this thread is about roasting the good Senator for his admission that he likes DWTS.

As for that fine line, I don't blur it, or even cross it, I obliterate it. lol Part of the fun of being GaGambler is never having to say "I am sorry" lmao

Homophobic...flaming, pretty pink card??? And I think you are not homophobic in reality...same as I am not a man hater, just a drick hater in reality. However, there is that fine line and I have crossed it myself a few times to blur things to the casual observer...IMO, you might be on the precipice here...LOL.

As far as real sports...well that is a very debatable subject. We all have our opinions and some are made from a man card view point and others come from how actual athletic the pursuit is, that and skill level.  

I have seen competitive dancers and they are fit as fuck and could run rings around many "real " sports men watch in this country. I mean American men laugh at soccer but shit those guys are fit and can run their asses off for 90 minutes, not for 40 yards or even 100 yards and then have sit down.  

So we can argue this till the cows come home and it really comes down to a personal preference

You can hide a dime in.

You or me, either of us, gets sacked by one of those linebackers, we would be in hospital for days if not weeks..

There are plenty of thugs everywhere, in all walks of life.. Sadly the ones in Football are the only ones getting bad rep, as its a full contact sport to begin with.. Lets start with the thugs on the street corner, shall we?

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We were discussing football as a means to a man card.  

Okay I would be in hospital if a giant obese guy sat on or ran into me too, but we are not discussing that either.

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I just don't get the man card thing. Anyway, thanks for the time you took to reply and carry on roasting the Senator. I think he gets a man card PLUS a medal for even posting this. A real man has to have giant balls for even going there.

So Senator, you are a manly man in my eyes.

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Monday was your mani/pedi night? Or is that Tuesday?

you made me blush... I knew that I would get roasted and I was okay with that... Sometimes you have to put up with some a little heat when you speak the truth... I know... it's hard to believe coming from a politician... everyone's heard the old joke... How do you know when a politician is lying?... His lips are moving. LOL.  

Anyway this is for you... The rest of you cretins can just FO...

I always opt for the full treatment... Nails, wax, massage... nothing is too good for your senator... and all on your tax dollar.

I took your post as guys slapping each other on butts as something that makes the sport or them not so manly in your eyes. That's why I responded saying these are men with great amount of physical prowess. That's why they are playing at such an high level.  

As far as violence in NFL. That's hardly an NFL thing. Its a human thing.. There is violence everywhere. In all walks of life and everywhere in the society as we know it.. And yes, the violence in NFL should be condemned. Roger Goodell needs to step down from his position as commissioner of NFL

Shiny objects moving around with no substance or thought process involved, in a pleasing and non threstening manner.  Perfect for the lethargic couch potato.  Unless your up on your feet trying to dance like that.

I didn't want to ask what DWTS meant!  lol

I'm not much into porn, but if I had too choose between porn and DWTS, it would definitely be porn. And yes, I do watch football on Sundays.

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with him .. u did read about the apple n the snail ..lmao ...im still rotfflam

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Please, no more pics of half naked dudes.

....arss, then pulled down for the tackle.

Also, is football not like a ballet; especially, when you see both offense and defense wide receivers going up for the ball and then one makes a spectacular catch before being pulled down by the opponent? Is it not like a dance; is it no artful?

Quotes:

“Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. ” --Craig Ferguson

(How many times do we see a running back or receiver doing a celebration dance in the end zone after they made the big play?)

“If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!”  --Craig Ferguson

(I also agree here, as I've been ballroom dancing for years and what a great feeling it is to share with a woman! It also enhances the sex. Further down, I also can understand what the senator means about his friend’s success.)

Real men don’t lift weights, they lift women.
--Every Male Ballet Dancer

"Nice men marry dancers. Real men become Dancers!"--Author Unknown

Need I say more!? Truly, who is the wimpy man here? I think it’s the one who is afraid, or does not want to get up and dance. There, I said it.

I don’t watch DWTS (if you mean this Acronym is Dancing with the Stars) because I’m too busy out there dancing with the women, Ha

Guess not...

I had the same experience in college.  I actually studied dance and my frat brothers rarely missed an opportunity to rib me about it.  That all changed when they saw the other members of my class.  12 above average young ladies with exceptional bodies.  I was only fortunate enough to date one of them...but...I like to think we used our time well.  Some of my best memories...

And Mr Senator...if you like DWTS...you should also try SYTYCD (So You Think You Can Dance).  Usually a tues-thurs night show.  All kinds of examples of the dances on you tube.  Just search for the letters or full title.

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a bullshit magazine list . did you vote rod , lmao @ top 100 list and you . hey ask her out and give her your empty shell.  rotfflma

has to do with rod as I don't want to catch his stupidity . how you managed dinner with this child is a feat that I applaud you for doing and a community service of sorts . Courtney 10/10 for your charity work . x

and its wonderful that you have the hotts for some girl in a bullshit kids magazine . it really is kind of cute , and as far as USG , myself and some others here fair to say we have out own list of real adventures and not interested in juvenile games but rod happy you are . and take a look at ter hottie of the month I mentioned her years ago more my style doubt you would understand but have a nice day and I do find you quite entertaining .