I even have just a song that does it to me:  Maria Doyle's version of "Never Loved A Man" off "The Commitments" soundtrack.

Because I sit and watch a bad film and think to myself how there are much better ways to be spending my time....

On my most recent flight to the US the movie selection was awful.  I ended up watching "Welcome to Mooseport".

Boy was I horny watching that!  lol

I always thought the key to dating was to take them to a romantic movie, or a scary one.  I like this idea much better.

Any providers want to see "weekend at bernies" with me?  How about "Attack of the killer tomatos?"  "Quest for fire?"

getting rammed from behind! Hot stuff!

... Brad Pit naked will turn you on.  The rest of the film will make you wish you were doing something (anything) rather than sitting there watching it.

Why gild the lily?  I went in for that and loved it with no music!  Might be sensory overload!

Willing to experiment....

Kubrick's scene at the mansion and even elsewhere gave me wood of the petrified variety!!!  What eroticism - pornmakers should all study this movie to give the audience a dose of smoldering eroticism!!!

I LIKE TO PAT PUSSY...(sung to the tune of YESTERDAY...lol)

I like to pat pussy,
Her coat is so warm;
And if I don't hurt her
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll gently pull her hair,
Not drive her away,
But sweet,wet pussy and I
Very gently will play;


I'll pat her wet Pussy,
And then she will purr,
And thus show her thanks
For my kindness to her;
I never will vex her,
Nor make her displeased,
For Pussy luvs to be licked
kissed.patted and teased.

One more time!


Cheers!


Meowza!

(sorry, Paul)

Wow- I found it slow and morose-  big world, eh?  To each his own!

I'm not sure if it turns me on or bothers me.

I actually appreciated the movie - which I believed could be broken down into 3 sub-movies.  

The flighty beginning when Tom & Nicole are flirting with almost everyone at the party; the middle involving Nicole's disclosure to Tom of her fantasy of being ravaged by the Naval Officer and Tom subsequently seeking out sex with someone else as "revenge" and going to the mansion sex party and the last part when it turns into a pseudo murder mystery suspense thriller.

All of Kubrick's films are slow paced - think he must have had stock in companies that manufacture film!

But when I saw those "sex scenes" at the manison with the beautiful babes I just wanted to go home and bang the shit out of my SO.

Either star star or some girls from the rolling stones.

or slow plodding bore-  you say potato- I say spud!

... you have something going for yourself.

Let's boink!


Cheers!

Now that's what I'm talkin' about....

How about Sex Machine?  Get up, get on up

Al Green would be the next guy to throw in here.  But of course I listen to the ladies sing so I can imagine they're singing to me.  God I hope Fantasia wins tonight!  Aretha!  Candy Staton!  Blossom Dearie, Anita O'Day on the jazz end...Diana Krall.  I've seriously got to eat or I'll fall off my chair.  I'm going now.