A couple of women were playing golf one saturday afternoon. the first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The women rushed down immediately to the man and began to apologise.

She said "please allow me to help, im a physical therapist and i know how to relieve your pain if you allow me."

"uump nooo , I'll be all right, just give me a few minutes" he replied.

Breathlessly as he remained in the foetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently laid his hands to the side, loosened his pants, and put her hands on his private parts and started to massage him. She then asked him " how does that feel"

He replied "that feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell".

Tough crowd, Georgia

This crowd might have responded better had she done BJ than HJ.

A gentleman came home, opened the door and there was his wife, wearing only her bra and panties.  "Tie me up and do whatever you want", she said.  So he tied her up and went golfing.

thought it was he...she...then him...lol

Cheers!

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Re:Tough crowd, Georgia

Well it was only a CHJ, she forgot to take off the golf glove.

A real GFE would then wash his balls before the next hole.

It gets me putter real straight!!

anything to give him good luck in his tournaments.  She (innocently, believe it or not) replied "Yes, I kiss his balls every night".  To which Carson replied "I'll bet that makes his putter stand up!".  She got mad and walked off the set, while the studio audience roared.