: TER General Board Discussion : Am I missing something? Is this a performance art piece? e

posted 10 years ago

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Modern Day Prostitutes: The "Transformers" Effect

Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!

Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life? Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance. Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.

Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?

Your thoughts, if any?

GordianKnot 470 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Am I missing something? Is this a performance art piece? e

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta

Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!

Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life? Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance. Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.

Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?

Your thoughts, if any?

86H13LTP 457 reads

posted 10 years ago

3 / 22

Transformers dude ? And you wonder why you have to reach in your pocket ? eom

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Chickenfries 563 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Did your mother not give you the attention you needed as a base

To foster fruitful relationship with the opposite sex?

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta

Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!

Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life? Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance. Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.

Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?

Your thoughts, if any?

skarphedin 423 reads

posted 10 years ago

5 / 22

No. And, no. -e-

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bonordonor 335 reads

posted 10 years ago

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I'd say the first "no" is debatable. -e-

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Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 565 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Wait, what "drama" happened on the east coast? -e-

Posted By: NewEnglandGangsta

Reflecting on the recent drama in the east coast, some escorts can transform themselves from an average look of 8 something in to miraculously producing pages and pages of endless perfect 10s in both looks and performance in their reviews. That's simply amazing they can look younger and prettier the older they get!

Have they discovered the fountain of youth? Have they eaten an apple from the tree of eternal life? Yet, even more astonishing is that at some point they transform back down to an 8 in looks and 7 in performance. Suddenly, a dose of reality strikes and the days of their perfect 10 glories vanish overnight.

Have they forgotten to drink from the fountain of youth that day? Do you think they are hanging out with the Decepticons or the Auto-bots? Have they been hooking them up with cosmetics containing an element called "transformium"?

Your thoughts, if any?

skarphedin 415 reads

posted 10 years ago

8 / 22

+1 and This ^^^^^ -e-

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89Springer 422 reads

posted 10 years ago

9 / 22

Well, Les Miserables is performing at The Imperial...

and Cabaret is running from 9/7/14 to 3/29/15 at Studio 54, and The Elephant Man is running from 11/7/14 through 2/15/15 at the Booth Theatre.

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 412 reads

posted 10 years ago

10 / 22

And the TER Players will be performing…

“Tin Roof on a Hot Cat House.”

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 429 reads

posted 10 years ago

11 / 22

Starring GaGgie the cat and BigDaddyPapasan. -e-

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89Springer 481 reads

posted 10 years ago

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It's Sunday morning...

Shouldn't you two be working?

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 474 reads

posted 10 years ago

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DUH I'm using the wifi at church. -e-

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JohnyComeAlready 463 reads

posted 10 years ago

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I thought you would worship at the Altar of Halter (eom)

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rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 439 reads

posted 10 years ago

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No - Our Lady of Enduring Penetration. eom

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mrfisher 108 Reviews 425 reads

posted 10 years ago

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I thought that was you. Turn around and wave at me. 8o) eom

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skarphedin 581 reads

posted 10 years ago

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You posed for this didn't you?

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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 533 reads

posted 10 years ago

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Doing a rough calculation of the cost of your disappointing trysts...

I reckon that to date you've spent between $40,000 and $48,000 on bad sex just since you've been crying in your beer under your current alias. I saw the same bad sex on sale at WalMart for $2,995.99. Work with me, gangsta, go shopping!