I know many hobbyists are of the age where there are many "new " parts like hips and knees. I was wondering if it can be hard to keep the moment going when the squeaking (not from the bedsprings) is louder than the moaning, oh baby's, etc until eventually the laughter can no longer be contained. Eventually killing the moment.

farting in a client's face during orgasm, I am perfectly okay with strange noises. I even have a few clients who use canes to hobble up the stairs to my apartment. I adore those guys and will be sad when they are no longer with me.

You obviously dont anything about joint replacements.  They work far better than the original worn out ones and make no noise at all.  And any provider that would laugh at a guys problem doesnt deserve his business.

Some carry this brand.

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You are funny!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love it!!!

What are some real high quality lubes that have a good smell,  little to no taste, or even a really good taste?

And the owner is HOT!! I met him once when he delivered to this adult store one of my friends works at.... No taste, no crap in it, just plain great lube that's not stinky & crappy!!!  

Oh I know. I've got 2 of them. I said I'd be the one that would that start laughing. hard to ignore at first when it's you making the noise. FYI my "old" one is 4 years old and is being set off by my  new one . 4 days old. Hopefully all will settle down and shut up.