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AKA "pussy farts." Here's a thread that's a blast from the past...
oldguy666 65 Reviews 1261 reads
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1 / 16

Is there such a thing?  I was with a lady for a massage (so no sex), but it was everything BUT FS.  As we were rolling around and I was massaging her tender parts, she let loose with about 5 minutes' worth of these sounds, intermittently.  Didn't sound like regular flatulence, but I could be mistaken.  On one of them, my hand was covering her kitty, and it felt like it was bubbling out from there....

Is there such a thing?  If so, what accounts for it?  Hard to imagine what that might be....

(Signed,)

A very naive "old guy"!

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ValuedCustomer 686 reads
posted
2 / 16

Air is pumped in (intercourse/masturbation/whatever) - it comes out.  It might take some time - which is probably what happened.

oldguy666 65 Reviews 441 reads
posted
3 / 16

We did not have intercourse, but I had been doing some things that probably pumped air in--not intentionally, but it could have happened that way....

followme 407 reads
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5 / 16
Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 310 reads
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6 / 16

ut much funnier than queefing  

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"Pussy farts"  
   
   
 Thank you

Cherigirl See my TER Reviews 418 reads
posted
7 / 16

When air is pushed in , it must come back out . This can occur also with vigorous digits , toyplay , not just intercourse . I would be as red as heck if I was the lady ...

Posted By: oldguy666
Is there such a thing?  I was with a lady for a massage (so no sex), but it was everything BUT FS.  As we were rolling around and I was massaging her tender parts, she let loose with about 5 minutes' worth of these sounds, intermittently.  Didn't sound like regular flatulence, but I could be mistaken.  On one of them, my hand was covering her kitty, and it felt like it was bubbling out from there....  
   
 Is there such a thing?  If so, what accounts for it?  Hard to imagine what that might be....  
   
 (Signed,)  
   
 A very naive "old guy"!  
   
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oldguy666 65 Reviews 288 reads
posted
8 / 16

....it was no problem.  No foul smell, just the noises.  I was just curious, since it seemed almost certain that it came from the vag.  I had done some things with my hands that surely must have pushed the air in, so, as several have said, it had to come out at some point!  :)

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I'm interested in the etymology of the word "queefing": It doesn't sound like it comes from any synonym of "kitty" (that I'm aware of), nor any offshoot of "fart."  Perhaps it comes from "Queen's fart"?

Anyone know the etymology (i.e., origin) of the word?

mrfisher 108 Reviews 314 reads
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9 / 16

But that hasn't stopped these guys from trying to figure it out:

scoed 8 Reviews 275 reads
posted
10 / 16

Remember Google is your friend.

It comes from a Scots word quif meaning "puff of wind".

oldguy666 65 Reviews 242 reads
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11 / 16
macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 256 reads
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13 / 16
mrfisher 108 Reviews 227 reads
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15 / 16
octovert 183 reads
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16 / 16

While doing that with with a civvie, because entering her felt best of all, I guess I pumped her up. She shut me out for a few minutes, then the air came out in loose-lipped bursts that embarassed her ineffably

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