I have a serious question? Is this really an issue in many households where there is a man and a woman living with each other? Why is it deemed non-masculine for a man to sit his ass down when he uses the bathroom no matter what he is doing? That's the central issue at hand in these situations correct? The elephant in the room that no one wants to talk about and I find it one of the most hilarious things in the world. One of the more insightful windows into just how weird we are as a species with certain things.  

If I really wanted to sit to pee, I'd do so. I wouldn't consider myself much of a man if I were to hang my masculinity on whether I stand or sit to pee, and very few women have seen me pee and would know if I stand or sit to do so. I'm not shy about evacuating my urine or bowels, but its something that I'd much rather do in private.

The thread started out being about smashing urinals but it soon morphed into this very subject!

Is this subject going to go the way of dick size threads, bad hygiene threads and the like?

Say it ain't so...



Steph

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...the bathroom when I went to pee.  She held my dick like it was a hose nozzle.  She said she wanted to know what it was like for a man to pee standing up.  Weird!

I'm willing to bet for most men it's just a matter of custom and not trying to be "macho". Afterall don't we all learn how to pee according to sex when we were toddlers?

I will always sit. I don't want my pee splashing around their place. Same with my own bathroom .

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The thread started out being about smashing urinals but it soon morphed into this very subject!

Is this subject going to go the way of dick size threads, bad hygiene threads and the like?

Say it ain't so...

Steph

-- Modified on 4/27/2015 4:51:51 PM

I hope you don't just rub it into the couch cushions.  Or do you flick it into a corner?  

Thanks for the responses all. Nice to see that it really doesn't matter to some. I was just asking. I just always wondered why the conversation on TV and within a few circles I had been around was talking strictly about the debate between seat up or seat down. Hardly ever stand up or sit down. It's just a tad bit fascinating to me.

Now, being of the lesbo persuasion, in a live-in arrangement with an SO this is a total non-issue. Sitting down is how we do it.  

would reverse custom for practical reasons and thus maybe reverse such customs for good within most of the world which is modern now. Historically, going way way back, it makes sense right or still in some select environments now. Don't sit down or squat in the wilderness and bushes unless you have to, lol. I suppose. I mean who cares then. Plants and dirt are getting the urine.

This was discussed. This actual pinpointed question? If so, I apologize for your eyes and frustrations with "having" to read another thread about such.  

Guys are slobs and have no excuse.  When I lived with a woman I put up the seat before pissing, then put it down again when done.  And if I splattered (it does happen, plants, and is sometimes unavoidable given our equipment) I wiped up.  Sometimes when we pee it actually comes out in two streams, making it pretty hard to aim perfectly.  So you're not a slob if you splatter a bit.  But you are a slob if you don't clean up after yourself.  It's really not so complicated.

but she wanted to aim it and I ended up laughing so fucking hard as she was aiming my "stream" that I ended up pissing all over the floor, the wall, all over the fucking bathroom. Just thinking about it still cracks me up to this day.

Not saying any of these guys are slobs; in fact----I know they're not. But I don't see how splatter can be completely avoided if you're standing. Even a perfect aim (with only one stream...lol....) is bound to bounce back; even with the seat up.  

you should also know that most women want the world to believe they never fart, and a corollary is that most wives get mad if their husbands fart (no matter how amusingly we carry it out!).  That is the true elephant in the room, and there will be no chance for World Peace until this matter is settled.

He only has to unzip his fly and whip it out, whereas standing requires him to unbuckle his belt and pull down his pants.
The only time I sit down is if I wake up at night and have to pee.  Because standing up then is just too much work. Then again, I have no SO.

our cultural preference for using several minutes wasting 20+ sheets of TP wiping/smearing rather than 15 to 30 seconds having a simple bidet attachment gently rinse our backsides squeaky clean after a #2. They also have historically proved VERY practical for a woman's 'anterior' hygienic needs making them invaluable for quick clean-ups between lovers and/or clients.

Then they deny it was them.  Or claim their farts are "sweet."  They are not.

Especially if I ended up pissing all over you. lol

Honestly, I can't remember laughing so hard, especially when she tried "regulating the flow" of my stream. Good thing it was her bathroom I pissed all over. Yes, I made her clean it up. lol

Along with the other paper product idustry folks and lobbiests.

I won't judge you based upon that.

LMAO! I too have asked a (civvie) bf to do this! & yes GaGam, too funny! -eom

I think that is a pretty fair all the way around!
Good sportsmanship fellows! Us ladies are more curious than we let on at times lol and yes, so taboo to ask?
So silly and FUN!
Good times!

I thought that was a water fountain.

Posted this a long while back and had to dig for it, on another social network lol go figure.  
Your post made me "LOL" with this in my head.

Just a bidet between clients? Yes, I said "just."

The fact is that you can aim and have a perfect stream but you can have the stream come out completely sideways.   Then we are not just talking about cleaning up the seat, it becomes a complete hazmat situation in which the floor and the walls need remediation

Weyerhaeuser funded the campaign to "prohibit" Marijuana. Hemp products are in direct competition to wood/paper and more.

Please stop before you injure yourself again

Particularly a DuPont product called Rayon.
I did a 5 page oration on it (completely researched) for Forensics(Drama) in high school.  
Hemp Flaxen can be used to make products from silk like, denim, to rubber, asphalt, & more.

My comments on this subject will certainly illustrate one of the many reasons why I don't have a SO.  

setters, and on the other put a sign that say pointers.

It's a dog-eat-dog world, after all.

that you want him sitting when he has to do the other at least or things could get really interesting in your household and really quick! Lol. I'm joking with you but urination occurs then too, so why not when a man just has to urinate. I totally disagree with you with how you are viewing it but I appreciate your sentiments. I really can understand. It has nothing to do with manhood in the slightest but I can feel your sentiments and where they come from. As far as the seat being up, that doesn't really solve the issue of what I'm speaking as far as splash for young men and misdirection which is normal for most older gentleman. Especially if you're dehydrated. I mean it can go anywhere. And let's not talk about the need when some are erect! lol. I mean boy. Walls can see some action then!, but that's a small percentage of the time for sure as far as when we urinate. Still pretty high though. Lol.

You have me dying over here my man. I'm glad you could voice your frustrations with that nonsense!! Over board is an understatement I would say. Wow. I'm not promoting pissing on someone's toilet but man, I'm not going to look at you as if you're sooo crazy on that one!!! I'm really not. Way too much craziness on her part for sure! Too funny.

In all fairness the visual of ANY female seated on the porcelain throne pushing out a steamer would similarly dull my libido. It's simply one of her and womankind's many "mysteries" that needn't be answered nor seen.  

I maybe wrong but I'm willing to bet most men do it because of two reasons probably in the following order:

I don't know what Weyerhaeuser has funded but I can assure you hemp products are not in direct competition to provide the lumber that homes are built out of. Of course I could be wrong, maybe somebody has started growing marijuana trees.

we basically piss it. The only difference is he drinks champagne and I will sometimes quaff some tequila so the bouquet is a bit different.  It depends on what flavor you prefer.

Lowering said pants for a crap is the same as to pee.