1). Session with escort  
2).  Buy matzah

Yes very odd. So why don't you buy the matzah first and take it to ur session and eat up? U know, 2 birds with one stone

1. Session with client
2. Sell matzah

You’re a satyr getting ready for Seder.

unleavened.

P.S. Forget Elijah, close the door

-- Modified on 4/21/2016 2:41:54 PM

Grew up having to eat matzo the whole week.  Prefer to eat out her hole.

-- Modified on 4/21/2016 4:30:27 PM

rhymes with shiksa!  This is why Shakespeare left it out entirely from Love's Labour's Lost, much to the detriment of an otherwise fine comedy.

Prefer to play Hide the Salami!

Wouldn't want to breach halacha.

and has that smoky flavor.

Um,  NO!!!!  Hopefully both were unleavened.