Driving out to Mission Valley this afternoon, I glanced at a restaurant sign and thought for a second that it said, "Rubio's Fetish Mexican Food."

Sometimes people do call it . . . ahem . . . a taco.

TET

While stuck in traffic, I noticed I had a 'Sedona' in front of me, and an Escort next to me and the radio blared, 'who's your Provider (internet)'..

A lady friend called me the other evening and asked if I wanted to participate in a BJ tournament this past weekend. Of course she meant Black Jack tournament, as in cards, but I still got a smile and a woody from her petition.  

Would we organize it like a rodeo, with each rider/bull pairing established by lottery?  Or, would it be better to set it up like bobsledding...call it "knobsledding" with two-hand and four-hand competitive meets?

Yoda