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"A rose by any other name..."
GiantBombing 1187 reads
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I'm sure everyone will have an opinion on this, but the one that bothers me more than any other is 'the door opened magically', and variations thereof.

Are all these providers wizards? Sorcerers (should that be sorceresses)? Do they all possess telekinetic powers? I'm pretty damn certain no door has ever opened magically, and instead they actually just pulled it open. Stop! Please! Would it kill you to not just parrot this same hackneyed line, that doesn't even make any sense to begin with?

SodaPop 561 reads
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2 / 37

are the guys writing 6 or more long paragraphs to describe a one hour session.  K.I.S.S-  is how we should go about writing reviews I think.  Sure clichés get boring, but I will stop reading a review after about three paragraphs into it.

GaGambler 495 reads
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3 / 37

"Treat her well" is probably my least favorite, it implies that without this admonishment  I planned on treating her badly.

cocktail-party 667 reads
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4 / 37

If I see a novella, I don't even bother - there's no objectivity to be gleaned from those entries.

cocktail-party 595 reads
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5 / 37

Even though it's a totally ineffective statement, I understand the sentiment. I'm sure you've had a great encounter with someone who was new and green/naive/idealistic and then a month later you visit her again and the twinkle in her eye has noticeably dimmed. I find that heartbreaking.

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 729 reads
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7 / 37

Posted By: GiantBombing

 Are all these providers wizards? Sorcerers (should that be sorceresses)? Do they all possess telekinetic powers?
 
Those using this line are sarcastically referring to ladies who stand behind the door when they open it.   Some guys just do not get, or respect, why providers do this.  :smh:

 
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Alan_Nimm 619 reads
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9 / 37

"I saw, I came, I left."

I don't mind long reviews if they're well written and offer insights to the provider that I won't find in other reviews. I prefer those to the one-long-sentence reviews or those that look like they were wriitten by a 3rd grader.  

The cliches don't bother me as much as the reviews that are more about how great the reviewer is, instead of telling us about the provider.

AvaLondon See my TER Reviews 544 reads
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10 / 37

Please don't run to me. I would rather you be fresh and clean for our date. 😉

I think the magical door is for ladies who peek through the peephole waiting for you to walk up so that they can open the door without you having to knock.

mrfisher 108 Reviews 530 reads
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11 / 37

But it was just the maid barging in on us.  

Forgot to latch the door and use the DND sign.  

She got an eye full.  

I don't make that mistake anymore.

GiantBombing 524 reads
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12 / 37

My problem is guys describing it opening as doing so magically. No door in the history of human endeavour has ever opened magically. Not once.

Alan_Nimm 523 reads
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13 / 37

I think the thought behind the remark about a door magically opening is positive. But then I tend to look for a positive motive behind the actions of others when possible.  Not everyone is out to get us - just some!

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 598 reads
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14 / 37

Or it’s: I came. I caught. I cankered.

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 449 reads
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15 / 37

I like to provide helpful information whenever possible and since you did not make mention of the reason, I chose not to assume that you knew what the reviewers meant.    

We all know what happens when we assume lol.  

Clients often ask or comment on my reviews and I'm sometimes surprised at their lack of knowledge.

I've honestly only seen "the door opened magically" only once or twice.  On the other hand,   "treat her right", "run, don't walk" are very, very tired.  

What annoys me is when people write in reviews of me "she's very popular, and rightly so" ,  "tried a few times to connect, but she's a busy girl"  as these phrases can scare away clients.

And I know for a fact that some guys write that stuff because they honestly think it helps!  That by making it sound as though a provider is in heavy demand, they are creating buzz, and thus helping to promote her business.    

This just isn't true.
At least, not for me.    

 
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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 407 reads
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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 536 reads
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for the 3rd time

-- Modified on 9/24/2015 11:14:55 AM

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 474 reads
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hiddenhills 143 Reviews 531 reads
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19 / 37

And the "long lost lovers" description are two of my favorite  overused expressions

Posted By: GiantBombing
I'm sure everyone will have an opinion on this, but the one that bothers me more than any other is 'the door opened magically', and variations thereof.  
   
 Are all these providers wizards? Sorcerers (should that be sorceresses)? Do they all possess telekinetic powers? I'm pretty damn certain no door has ever opened magically, and instead they actually just pulled it open. Stop! Please! Would it kill you to not just parrot this same hackneyed line, that doesn't even make any sense to begin with?

skarphedin 473 reads
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skarphedin 432 reads
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OceanCity38 29 Reviews 501 reads
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22 / 37

During a blowjob the reviewer is crying, pleading, begging her to stop, and she just will not stop!  Just puts a f'd up image in my mind of the wuss reviewer at that point.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 532 reads
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23 / 37

It like that "diminishing returns" thing I learned about in college. The 2nd date is rarely as good as the first date ... most of the time.

some-guy 6 Reviews 523 reads
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24 / 37

Posted By: GiantBombing
I'm sure everyone will have an opinion on this, but the one that bothers me more than any other is 'the door opened magically', and variations thereof.  
   
 Are all these providers wizards? Sorcerers (should that be sorceresses)? Do they all possess telekinetic powers? I'm pretty damn certain no door has ever opened magically, and instead they actually just pulled it open. Stop! Please! Would it kill you to not just parrot this same hackneyed line, that doesn't even make any sense to begin with?

some-guy 6 Reviews 546 reads
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some-guy 6 Reviews 855 reads
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some-guy 6 Reviews 471 reads
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boneclothes 22 Reviews 539 reads
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28 / 37

Always laugh about the "thank you so and so" little note to provider. Odds are they wont read it.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 245 reads
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29 / 37
Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 609 reads
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30 / 37

That always sounds like a neurological evaluation of some kind.  

Also any use of the term "cup" in reference to ejaculation makes me rage pretty hard.

1705218 10 Reviews 499 reads
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31 / 37

....he or she reads some accepted and  previously published reviews. More than likely NNG is not adept at eloquent, original descriptions of intense sexual encounters  and thus follows the Lebenty-Jillion reviews already accepted--hence the cliches. How about this as an exercise --- Write a review of the sexual encounter in the manner of a report of an important event in your profession, your job, your real hobby (fucking not included,) your religion. OR, if it sucked write a negative review of the encounter.

jeandeaux 478 reads
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32 / 37

I thought it was, "I saw, I conquered, I came."

Posted By: Alan_Nimm
"I saw, I came, I left."  
   
 I don't mind long reviews if they're well written and offer insights to the provider that I won't find in other reviews. I prefer those to the one-long-sentence reviews or those that look like they were wriitten by a 3rd grader.  
   
 The cliches don't bother me as much as the reviews that are more about how great the reviewer is, instead of telling us about the provider.

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 479 reads
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Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 394 reads
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35 / 37

So that's were the brain is ...

The "cup" thing makes me think of Peter North. Maybe guys think they cum like him. LOL
Posted By: Tobi Telford
That always sounds like a neurological evaluation of some kind.  
   
 Also any use of the term "cup" in reference to ejaculation makes me rage pretty hard.

skarphedin 436 reads
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36 / 37

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