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a lot to drink....full bladder...decreased sensitivity...kinky...
Seppy55 33 Reviews 6202 reads
posted
1 / 20

I wanted to share this experience and see if anybody else has ever had this happen to them before.

I met this girl at a club and hit it off. Went back to her place and started having sex. During doggie, I was pounding away when all of a sudden she said it felt like I was hitting her bladder and before I could even stop or really slow down, she released a little urine. It was not her squirting, it was actual urine. A little got on her bed sheets and I could smell it. She cleaned herself up and we finished in the other room. It didn't really bother me too much since none got on me, but I thought it was really strange. She said I am much thicker than any other guy she's been with and thought that might be the reason. Anybody ever hear of this happening?

HeinousAnus 3259 reads
posted
2 / 20

SHITFACED!!   I had a girl I picked up at a club (who was shitfaced drunk) PUKE all over the bed as I was pounding her. She apologized profusely and cried, but I was disgusted and left. (Luckily we were at her place)!!!

Conjugal Coddger 3189 reads
posted
3 / 20

Happened to me once. We were both a bit drunk and during some hard mish I felt a warm stream running down my scrotum. Just a squirt at first then a gusher.My balls are the only part of me that have gotten a Golder Shower. I didn't stop. It actually felt really good. It was her bed. I pounded away and finished very soon afterward. I got up ,jumped into the shower and left shortly after.I never found out wether it was accidental or not.

netmichelle See my TER Reviews 3192 reads
posted
4 / 20

I doubt I would *just* pee on you. Wow, how repulsive of you guys. It it ever occur to you that she was in pain? Or when she told you it just went in one ear and out the other? The next morning while you were driving to work did you congradulate yourself on fucking a girl so hard that she had to release waste, because you just  could not help yourself?? Only her doctor knows whether or not she has a defect perhaps at the neck of her bladder, but you guys should really think this over.

Misty See my TER Reviews 3966 reads
posted
5 / 20
skisandboots 3661 reads
posted
6 / 20

The HOTTEST chick I ever nailed in college was so shitfaced that she said she was getting ready to throw up while she was riding me.  Fortunately, she made it to my bathroom, but hit the floor & not the toilet.  UNFORTUNATELY, when she returned she wanted to resume without cleaning her mouth out.  I had already gone soft from the interuption, and knew that I probably wouldn't get it back up after this, so I walked her home.  Sad at the time, but really funny considering my roommate was passed out drunk on his bed during all this.  And he had thrown up prior to us coming into the room.  However, he had hit the mark.  But when he was awakened very early the next morning by our suitemate (who was on the football team), he figured he had thrownup again & not remembered it, so he cleaned it up.

r_bear11 23 Reviews 2852 reads
posted
7 / 20

was she was marking her territory. You were in doggie position afterall!

I agree with Netty, listen and learn.

SS344 5 Reviews 4058 reads
posted
9 / 20




   I hear you. I can't believe that a guy would be so insensitive to a woman that was offering him her body. Granted, alcohol clouds one's judgment, and if he was seconds from popping, I realize evolution might have taken over his mind at that point. That being said, the right thing to do, would have been to ask his partner if she wanted to take a break. After all, it wasn't like she was gonna come back in the room and say she wasn't in the mood anymore.If she did that, then she would have been the rude one! Oh well, none of my business actually. I shouldn't speak for another guy, and maybe she should have made her needs more vocal. Just my two cents, and no offense intended.

secorp 2742 reads
posted
11 / 20

Knocked the piss right out of her. :)

mtnbike 2362 reads
posted
12 / 20
shivamischka 3743 reads
posted
13 / 20

well maybe you should try to treat a lady nice,
i couldnt stop laughing :-)
i mean its your own fault when you screw a drunk woman.
brrr

Conjugal Coddger 1684 reads
posted
14 / 20

I'm average sized and we had both consumed a lot to drink that evening. I belive it was more a matter of a very full bladder and decreased sensitivty. Mabey it was her way of getting Kinky. I can say that Michelle and I have met and she should know that I would never do anything to cause a lady Pain. Besides that I'm suprised that I could come up with anything that Would repulse her. And I mean that in a good way. She is so over the top I cant belive that some old guy could suprise her. Michelle , I think you are wonderful and I love to read your posts. Please belive me when I say there was NO Pain involved for either of us and it was strange but erotic to feel a warm fluid running down my scrotum. The only time I ever had my balls washed durning the act. I dont go looking for it, But I certinly remember that moment.

stilltryin25 16 Reviews 3134 reads
posted
15 / 20

How a guy cannot stop instantly when his partner is giving indications of even the slightest distress.  Better yet, the premise sounds absurd.

Seppy55 33 Reviews 4649 reads
posted
16 / 20

In no way was I happy to put the girl in the position we were in. I didn't mean for her to have any pain or embarassment. When I said, "before I could stop...before I could slow down" I meant it. She literally goes, "I feel like you're hitting my bladder" and then instantly the rush of urine came out. There was NO time for me to react. So I think you should get all the facts before judging somebody else.

random133 117 Reviews 4242 reads
posted
17 / 20

busy while drunk is just not a good idea--may have been ok when you were 19 and the keg at the fraternity party was almost kicked but really even then it was not a good thing.

VonRyan 15 Reviews 3710 reads
posted
18 / 20

too many brewskies will do that to you CC...

So who was the "pisser"?....lol

Hey...you gotta go?...you gotta go!

Cheers!

Conjugal Coddger 2941 reads
posted
20 / 20
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