I feel like having fun... so... knowing we all will get some laughs for the stupid things a few will post... sexual or not. Anything counts.

What do men do better?  

What do women do better?

Let your imagination, sense of humor, and pure BSC craziness begin

Pure entertainment on any level  

at stuff that pertains to spacial cognition.  Some of my clients have let me drive their cars but they always get scared and tell me to pull over and switch drivers after 5 minutes.  Women are far better at caring for others, we are more intuitive, and able to express our emotions freely, which avoids us getting angry and starting fights and wars like men do.

Your right none of the hookers here get angry and start fights. Your logic may be sound but only for 21 days out of the month. You make it so difficult. All you have to do in life is have 3 holes no waiting. Some fool will take care of you. Instead you muck it up by opening your mouth and talking

At pulverizing our oversized male egos. Takes them about 10 seconds if they put some effort into it.

We are better at using our tongues non-verbally

denying their emotions. Women are better at understanding theirs.

Of course, men are better at peeing while standing up, and women are better at breast-feeding, too

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Women are usually better at threading needles because men are prone to try and push the tip of the thread through the eye of the needle while women usually try to move the needle and slip the eye over the tip of the thread.

When it comes to weaving, I feel, men and women view the task quite differently, but neither has a clear advantage in accomplishing it.

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I didn't realize you already said that when I posted my reply below.

I'm loaded, and I can clearly tell that you have women issues.

These ladies are absolutely awesome, you get to have the good times without the bad.

Check your attitude at the door, have fun, and go home. This really is a simple arrangement, you don't have to have much going on at this sport to have fun, so do so.

Another Bourbon please.... Crap I have to get my own when I'm home. It's a good thing I like my Bourbon neat, it's really easy to make.

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...came to the following conclusion.  

Women can fake an orgasm...but men can fake a whole relationship.

It happens to us all, Stormy!! (especially when we get stuck in random mod)

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Women look and sound like they are desperate, wanton, desirous sexual beings overcome with ecstasy.

Men just look and sound like someone is pinching their balls while they are taking a big painful dump.

would know WHAT  and when we are faking. ..

Or may be not faking

And we never will admit it. it drives you crazy.. but we tell your true feel one day as we fake it other day as it is real.
Starting as fake  ending up as real  
- WE ARE WOMEN
 and we built emotionally and logically different.
Keep guess what we do the best and what are  our motivations.

 
[W]omen are meant to be loved, not to be understood. ~Oscar Wilde, "The Sphinx without a Secret," 1891


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Is this the same gal that you took to the 7-11 store and bought a candy bar?

And I hope you didn't start out with the max amount of minutes allowed, that can cause a really bad burn. Did you get a spray tan? They are much safer but they smell weird. I know a gal who got a spray tan and she smelled funny for a damn week!

I've used this line on my SO, but she pointed out that women can pee standing up pefectly fine.  It just works better while taking a shower.

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I've never received a BJ from a man, but if I ever did I'd make sure he was dressed as a woman.

and I were some old time Jewish comic, I'd probably say something like:

Men are better at earning money, and women better at spending it.

(ba-doom)

But it isn't, I'm not, and I would never even think of saying something so pathetically misogynist, even if it were true, which of course it is not.

So, let's just say that women are better at the things that women do, and men are better at doing the things that men do, and call it a day.

And, it should also go without saying, especially on here:  women are better at convincing men to give them money for sex than vice versa.

being female impersonators.  Women are better at most everything else; except for peeing while standing up.

I think women can almost any job as well as a guy, where pure physical strength is not a factor. Where women excel is where they have the biological advantage. Nurturing, dealing with complicated relationships, etc. Having said that, women are so much better at giving me bbbjs.

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Are BJs fair?  What if BJ's don't sell? Is being the only straight man in a planet full of gay men fair?

Remember, BJ existed before JB and JB existed before BJ.  

They coexisted before they existed. Is that fair

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It sounds like you didn't get the GFE, you got the "wife experience".

If you really want someone to yell and you and criticize your driving, why don't you get yourself a real wife to do so. What you describe is what most guys are running away from.

and, I suppose you gave her a 10-10, right? She already yelled at you once, you certainly wouldn't want to piss her off by giving her a 9-9 score, now would you?

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Just said men are better at it. Can a eoman pee into a toilet while standing without getting it everywhere? Can they write their name in the snow?

"Shall I go ahead and report this for you?  Or would you prefer to wait for Tids to do it?"

Priceless!

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to the "Lesbians lick better" response!

Women are better and more success at being groupies and getting their idols to fuck them.

Exhibit A....and fuck yeah I would

so that's a fail.