Ladies- If you walked in on your boy friend, Husband, or partner and he was Masterbating on the bed what would you do?  Please answer as you would a civvie not a provider.  All providers should think this was HOT  :  

I just make sure guests don't sit on that one lol.
Of course I join in, if you're with someone that has ED issues due to blood pressure medication more often then not & a nice hard cock is a rarity in your RL like mine, I jump on that shit and ride em like Seabiscuit too while I'm at it !

Horse racing fan? Saw the seabiscuit reference

I was talking to some friend and co-workers and they all do it in private and are scared to death that their wifes, SO, or girl friends finds out.  Why is this?

Weren't we all a lot more afraid of being caught by Mom than Dad?

It's not an issue in my life anymore as number one, I don't have an SO, and number two I almost never masturbate anymore. As long as I can get laid four or five times a week, I just don't have any real desire to take matters "into my own hands"

Masterbation is not something that we hide...We have an understanding that we both do it and should feel comfortable enough with each other to do it in front of each other...Now that being said it would depend on my mood...Once it was funny because it was the begining of our relationship and he wasnt quite comfortable so he tried to hide it real quick and it was funny, other times i would join him, or just leave him to his thing...It all depends on how I feel at the time as to how I react.

You never heard such bitching and moaning.

Gal:  Make up your mind!

Unless I am tired. Then I just jibber jabber about my day, crack jokes, watch his technique to learn new tricks, fall asleep next to him, go get coffee...

Maybe because my desire to impress the guys I date is different. It feels more vulnerable. I may try it next time to see what happens. Will he join in? Fall asleep? Talk about his day? Even notice?

I often caught him doing it right beside me so I talk dirty in his ear about all the nasty things I want to see him do and who he will have sex with for me... he he he! I love it!