It was a great post on where you have had sex!!! darn I don't have any stories like that(willing to try). Let's talk about where you would like to that you haven't YET. They had great onces I would like to do. Anyone want to take me on? Here's my list.lol
Mens bathroom(NOT LADIES)
On a washer on spin.
On the hood of a parked car.
I guess I can't think right now so tell me yours and I hope you don't mind if I try them. BE-GOOD-I-TRY-TO Sassy
On a Airplane...I've thought about that a lot.
In the mens bathroom MIGHT be kind of cool. It depends on the bathroom cause I've been in some NASTY ASS MENS BATHROOMS!
"Who put the Tang in my rubbers?"
Cheers!
...Once that hatch door closes...what happens in space stays in space...lol...(Has a familiar ring)
A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling.
"Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow.
"What can you do with THAT!? "exclaims the woman.
"Why?" he asked, "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replied, "it's nowhere near long enough. It'll never reach!"
"No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long.
"Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow."
"No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman.
"Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together.
As they walked along the Earthling male said, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," she said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?"
"Well," he said, "It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night."
Cheers!
It was spontaneous!...spontaneous combustion...lol
My balls havn't been the same since...strange
boing noises every 24 hours...
Booiiinnnnggggg!
Or the White House? Mabey not, too many Cum Stains arround there allready.
MMMMM, hard question, done it a lot of places......Never did the airplane, always been too crowded. Damn can't think of any places I have not done it where I wanted to.
Some in suits- in the oval office.
Others on things...
at the Louvre in Paris, next to Venus de Milo.
The new cathedral in downtown Los Angeles...in the mausoleum.
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Maybe with a hot little redhead!
Elise, [email protected]
I've had a few men almost take me to outer space, but the real thing: Ooh la la!
Hugs,
Ciara
into letting me stowaway on the shuttle or it's successor, I'll take you along, and we can be the first.
The Big Bang isn't just about astronomy.
that high for me), but I'd be willing to bet that it's been done at least as high as Camp 2 on Everest, at 22,000 ft.
You'd have to be pretty damn dedicated to pull it off, though, but climbers are kind of like that anyway.
When Western climbers get it on in a tent on a Himalayan climb, the Sherpas laugh to each other and say the Westerners are "making sauce".
Great expression.
At the Presidential Suite at the Beverly Hill Penninsula Hotel, overnight with Ms. Morgan Ashley with a bottle of chilled Cristal and some strawberries, with dark chocolate and whipped cream!!
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