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This does.

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Are you the Rhino or the dude trig to ride him?

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Depends on the other person.

My funny answer would be....

BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!!

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Basically, the guys comes in, lays back, gets some BJ action and then she climbs on. Just curious. Personally, I like to be on top.

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I like being in physical control and guiding the experience is really my pleasure.
So I think this is funny, sexy and cute.... if I understand the innuendo correctly

 
Xo
Me

The lady is in control and makes it all happen.  The guy just lays back and enjoys her hard work until he's splayed out like a limp rope, and she's worked up a sweat controlling speed, heading, and route.

except I look better than any the prego porn stars in these clips. by a landslide.  
thank god! geesh,

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I know here is in Russian yet you would get all if finis to watch..

Sometime can be and that way .. Hahhahaha  

 
Do not worry ...it is just relates to husbands.

 
 https://youtu.be/V-F5taE93Vc
 By the way next clip also is evident and with no translation ..  

 


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No one is obligated read every post.

I will add... you don't have to click every link!

I do less 'work' in the hobby vs. when I was banging random losers for free. MOST of you guys actually try to get us off... I for one highly appreciate the effort. There is nothing more of a boner killer like a guy comes in, spits on the thing and insists on a comdom to start pounding away. Gee thanks... I could have had a fkin V8. I forgive them because they're paying, but in real life that will get you a foot up the ass.

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BTW, "Truth be told" is GaGa's signature line so don't be surprised if he asks for royalties.

Would he have read the content when it didn't exist yet?  It's a riddle. Do riddles sell?

Can I get a restraining order against throwing up in my mouth?  Did throwing up exist before Johny existed?

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that no one would guess your next handle...err, alias  LOL

Pay the man Shirley  

Expect to be hearing from my attorneys, or at least from fishbro, and get your bitcoins ready.

And I pay royalties each time I use it! So please, follow the instructions below.  


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Remember,  never blame the perpetrator.

Classic lines....

 
"Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef."  

 "I am stupid. No."  

 *Nearly falling off a cliff* "Do you know that when you are in love it is impossible to get insurance?!"  

 From Touché And Go (1957):  

 (Singing to the lady cat) "Ze arms of Pepe are upon you."  

 (While on a yacht) "I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!"  

 Final line: "One nice thing eez, the game of love eez never called on account of darkness."  

 

 From Two Scent's Worth (1955):  

 "Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover."  

 "Zee stripe! It is gone! She is not a skunk at all!".  

 (After removing his own white stripe): "If you cannot beat them, join them! Wait for baby!"  

 "Ah! This leetle one wishes to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Never-the-less, I must prevent eet!"  

 I shoot you with the ack-ack of love...  

 From the same cartoon: "I always got A's in gym."  

 (Kissing the hapless female cat-as-skunk): "Ze moon! Ze June! Ze spoon! C'est l'amour!! C'est toujours!"  

 "Friday? Monday? Right now?"  

 Yep, it's the second last line of Touche` and Go. After that he says, "The game of love is never called on account of darkness."  

 Another good one: "All is love in fair and war."  

 "Au revoir, pidgeon. Sweeting is such part sorrow."  

 *while swimming with no oxygen tank* "When you are a skunk, you learn how to hold your breath for a long time."  

 
 "A colleague of mine once noted, there is very little difference between men and women. But, VIVE LE DIFFERENCE!!"  

 "Acres and acres of girls!! And they are mine!! All mine!!!"  

“You know, most men would get discouraged by now. Fortunately for you, I am not most men!”  

“Where are you, my little object of art? I am here to collect you.”

"If you are running I am chasing"

That's your job! Bwaaaaahahahahahaha!

And sometimes toward the end of a looong round two, it can indeed look just a little like this...

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I KNEW that someone would take one of those videos literally, tho.  

I just googled 'rodeo gif' and picked the silliest-looking ones I could find. Just trying to make a silly answer to a silly question.

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BTW I enjoy your handle posts too.
 
I Am an analyzer lol. Have fun and give them crap bwahaha.

Aliases show up in black type. And no envelope.

Embarrassing, dontcha think dear

never.

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