Last night, during the slow spots in the Oregon/Boise State game, my mind couldn't help but wander as the camera panned the crowd and I looked at all the young faces.
All I could see was a new crop of smiling freshmen girls- row after row of perfect 18-year old asses, perky tits, and the "freshman 15" still a semester away.
Orientation just ended, and tonight they're getting shit-faced for the first time out on their own as some upperclassman tries to talk them out of their panties. But instead of getting laid, they'll just puke all night while their girlfriends hold their hair, promising themselves they'll never get drunk again (they will).
I just wish I could go back in time with what I know now and have another shot at all those fresh-faced girls.
Let the games begin!
Get 'em while they can still fit in their skinny jeans, but are looking for an excuse to get out of them because they're now too tight to wear if they've had anything to eat.
Get 'em while they can still fit in their skinny jeans, but are looking for an excuse to get out of them because they're now too tight to wear if they've had anything to eat.
about college football was watching all those YOUNG girls, tanned and in tight shorts, marching up and down the aisles during the early season games.