Howard Stern organizing beauty pageant featuring Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses

Leave it to Howard to stir it up
''The shock jock has confirmed that a beauty pageant featuring the disgraced golfer's many ex-lovers will take place on March 10, according to The Times of Britain.

Four out of Woods' 13 alleged mistresses are set to compete for a $100,000 prize, sponsored by dating Web site AshleyMadison.com.

Though the identities of the women have yet to be revealed, the golfer's No. 1 mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is banned from participating due to a settlement agreement with Woods, reports TMZ.com.

But Uchitel's friends have reportedly hatched a plan to send a cardboard cutout of the former cocktail waitress in her place''

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/25/2010-02-25_howard_stern_organizing_beauty_pageant_featuring_tiger_woods_alleged_mistresses.html

bet it will be funny too, although Tiger may not think so!

Maybe the winner    will give the money to a charity
I think it will be hilarious.

Somewhere along the line, Stud-d-d-d-dering J-J-John will show up with the usual pathetic questions.  Get ready, PGA golfers...you may be asked is you if played with any of Tiger's friends, or when the last time was you cut a loud, stinky one on the tee...

Stuttering John has been gone long enough that he's been fired by the next job (Tonight Show) and John's replacement has also been canned by Sirius.

Tiger got himself in enough trouble without any help from Howard.  He's just going to exploit it for all of us paid subscribers!

comprehension and few times I have listened to his show I have been profoundly bored.

Yet he does have his audience.

makes a lot of money by playing the jackass.

His audience just loves his pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Wouldn't listen to him if he paid me. Doubt that he cares....

I always thought that his old show on cable was better than the radio show, which get old over 20 years ago.  At least being able to see the strippers and freaks was entertaining; hearing them curse on Sirius gets boring after a few minutes...yawn.