you can't wait to watch.  Beer, snacks, pillows, etc are at the ready.

Then the phone rings and THAT PROVIDER..the one you've always dreamed of calls and tells you

"I hate football and I'm so lonely. If you'll come over right now I'll fuck and suck you silly for no charge.  I just need the attention!"

What do you do?

I know what you're thinking....nope, your DVR doesn't work.


So?

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if it's me, I fuck her....

in the SB.  

Is the pic a Saints cheerleader?

Tough choice.  If I didn't care about the outcome of the game because I had no allegience to either team, I'd shower and be right over.

Why shower before you dhow up at her place. Why don't you take a shower with her?

I'll check the score later. If my team won, I'll feel doubly good. And, if my team lost, there will be little or no pain.

Sports Center


can catch all the high lights there. If the Saints win I am sure I will be partying somewhere afterwards and if they lose I can take consolation that I didn't have to watch the loss but was having fun instead