and an infinite number of typewriters? Well, here's one of the chimps (on a computer instead of a typewriter - we have to update this). But we will never get Hamlet. Shit, here we can't even get a grammatically correct complete sentence!
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you? A defective carbon based unit? I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission. Now before you respond with something witty you might want to save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
I know don't feed the troll but I have had a few drinks already and thought a round of whack a troll might be a nice break while the gals are getting dressed to go out
bad combination, I need to step away from the keyboard before i say something nasty about how he irritates the piss out of me or
His elevator doesn't reach the top floor
He checked out of Hotel Brainy years ago
He's one tit short of an udder If he was any more stupid he would photosynthesise in sunlight
He's ten pence short of a pound
Thicker than a donkey's dangler
He's a pork pie short of a picnic
He's got a rip in his marbles bag
He's got a tile loose
He hasn't got both hands on the steering wheel
When you look in his eyes you can see that there is no one driving
He's stepped off of the pavement Lights on, door open, no one at home
Trying to explain something to him is like trying to give a fish a bath
He's like the Venus de Milo, very pretty but not all there
He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, in fact, he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words
He's one putt short of a par
It might be time to start with the latin insults but that will go over his head and be a waste of time.
So with that, off to Tippitinas. It is stumbling distance, across the street from teh Dive Inn and is the worlds best bar. Never been? It's at Napoleon at the river in uptown.
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