Look below...
 
You need more than that?!  
 
Like what? My theory on the current political situation?  
 
Oh honey, I promise if you like what you see here, you'll love what you get in person. Hell, I would venture a guess that even if you were feeling a little unsure, you'd still enjoy me. A cocky lass, eh?
 
If you are the least bit intrigued about having a bedmate like myself, I strongly encourage a little clicking through: the (slightly mediocre) reviews, (terrible) pictures, (badly done) website will all shed a little light. By the way, I'm never sarcastic.  
 
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See you soon.