Tired of striking out with all the traveling pinch hitters on TER????...  
   
 Let's hit a homerun together(well... me FIRST, a few times, then you)...  
   
 In the world of pleasure I'm the Nate Colbert of satisfaction... Don't believe me???? Check out my scouting report and get back to me!!!!!  
   
 I'll be near Petco Park, for the hottest, naughtiest Spring Training sessions you wood has everrrrrrr seen....  
   
 Oh, I'm bringing a friend, Jordan knightley!! I brought her up from the grapefruit league just for y'all to enjoy...sHE IS THE BEST ROOKIE CLOSER I'VE EVER SEEN....  
   
 See you at the batting cages soon my fun friends....  
   
 email me for details on personal one-on-one scouting sessions, or two-on-ones, if you are looking to add new Home Run hitters to your roster...  
   
 My season schedule is below, in case you wanna follw me around the country, to sign your all your balls!(hehe)                      
       
  Gotta run, it's the 7th inning stretch.... see you soon...xoxo                          
                             
   -----2015 SEASON SCHEDULE----                
                                 
   DALLAS--3/28-3/30      
                                 San Diego---4/1-4/6      
   DALLAS--4/8-4/18    
                     Atlanta---4/19-4/21    
                               Chicago---4/21-4/25    
  DALLAS--4/25-5/1    
                     Boston---5/2-5/6    
   
  DALLAS--5/7-5/15    
                San Diego--5/16-5/21    
   
 DALLAS--5/26-6/6    
                DC--6/7-6/11

Wholy Shit! I wouldn't mind just getting to 1st base with someone that looks like you!  
I think I'd need a pinch runner to make it around the bases for me cuz "fielding some balls" with you is gonna wipe me out!
Awesome pic

Lets doooooo this. ?.im an all-star caliber closer...pm me!!!!

First base is for rookies...lets get you some franchise player home run action...hehe

You are welcome to play with!

I swing for the fence. Throw the heat and let's see if I'm putting one over the fence.