Just remembering back to when I was a newbie a number of years ago.....One of the first girls I met I was very nervous and she was drop-dead gorgeous.  Being inexperienced with girls in general, I seized up like a deer in the headlights just standing there.  She looked at me from across the room and said, "Why don't you get comfortable?"  So I said "oh, ok thanks" and I just sat down on the nice comfortable chair--I didn't do enough homework and didn't realize the correct protocol.  Obviously, I now know what she meant and I was lucky the date didn't end right there--I think she felt sorry for me and explained what "comfortable" meant!  

And lastly one of the first massages I had the girl was hovering over me right out of the gate and fully clothed.  She wanted to know if I wanted to see the girls.  I looked at her and I said, believe it or not, "Oh, are there other girls here?"  Wow!  Didn't take too long for her to shake her head and show me what she meant!

Anyone else out there have anything similar they'd just as soon forget as a newbie?