Revew: Conchita of Oceanside
No website, so TER won't accept review. Hurry before prices go up!
Location: Bank of San Luis Rey River
Other Location: Dirty Blanket
Atmosphere: Hot and Dusty, Odor similar to Ensenada fish market
Appearance: Nice Taco, lots of salsa
Performance: Reasonable considering duress
Cleanliness: Moderate amount of fleas, ticks and lice
Fee: Very Reasonable
Sex: Yes without raincoat
BJ: Yes without raincoat
CIM: No, but saves for dressing on fish taco later
Twosome?: Yes, combo platter comes with rice and beans
E-Mail address: Are you kidding?
Contact Info: Turn left on El Camino Real off 76, left into reeds at first opportunity, honk horn twice, pause, honk twice again
Would try again: Maybe after test results come back