Closest thing to a body condom.  Hurry up!  Bid now!

Be nice to my seXXXy kelle...

Just a tip, you don't HAVE to use your TER handle as an eBay username if you want to protect your anonymity!

Two neat items are also available for her (and his) protection!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1791628035

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2075551080

Also some other functional stuff:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1791887986

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1790558263

Amazing, this e-commerce stuff!  Happy bidding!

I don't think I've done anything "not nice."  Let's all remember it's a two way street as well.