Gentleman,
I am apologizing to anyone I have flaked out on lately, I hope you can understand. XXXShay
Shay,
I don't know if your having a bad week or a year. You did a noshow from me even after you said you were 5 min away from hotel room at the 7-11. I called you more than 5 times to confirm that you were on your way and you said I'll be there in a couple of miniutes each time. I finally gave up on you. Call me sinical but I don't think this was an isolated incident based on your recent review.
When griping at people, at least spell cynical correctly you goof. 
Hi Rubberband
You should call me.... xxxShay
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