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sympathyforthedevil 54 Reviews 630 reads
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1 / 16

My wife are splitting and we have a very healthy flatcoat retriever. Great dog. Loves people (especially females). Looks like a golden retriever but is jet black. It kills me to lose him but this is life.

AHappyCamper 9 Reviews 364 reads
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2 / 16

Feel for you.  I lucked out in that the former didn't want him. Since I consider him a family member more than just a pet, I wouldn't dare think of giving him up.  He's been my constant companion for the last 10 yrs.  Like your dog, he's a great dog and loves women.  Just wish I had more time to give him.

GiaZanne See my TER Reviews 395 reads
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3 / 16

t unfortunately I can't take on the responsibility currently
But I hope the pooch finds a great home and that you can keep in touc

jackdawkins 339 reads
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4 / 16

Sorry, that really sucks.  

Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
My wife are splitting and we have a very healthy flatcoat retriever. Great dog. Loves people (especially females). Looks like a golden retriever but is jet black. It kills me to lose him but this is life.

Michael_Vick 399 reads
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5 / 16

They got me in so much shit.  If I would have punched my girlfriend, I would have gotten a lighter punishment than what I got 4 beating a dog.  LOL. now that is America 4 U!

Even OJ laughs at me...

AverageEverydayJoe 371 reads
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6 / 16

Nice to see we still have assholes on the board.  Anyone who is or pretends to be MV is a complete idiot!

Bic54 57 Reviews 344 reads
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7 / 16

Not even remotely funny.

zgjsmhdgk 53 Reviews 310 reads
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8 / 16

How easy it is for a jerk to hide at a keyboard. And our providers have to deal with guys like this. Too bad.

osssieboy 51 Reviews 345 reads
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9 / 16

Dogs are great.  Treat them with gentle love and they repay you with undying loyalty and devotion.  Sorry to hear you are losing yours.  Any chance of visiting rights?  Seriously I've heard of that happening with some exes.

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 363 reads
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10 / 16

Hope you find happiness!

Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
My wife are splitting and we have a very healthy flatcoat retriever. Great dog. Loves people (especially females). Looks like a golden retriever but is jet black. It kills me to lose him but this is life.

sympathyforthedevil 54 Reviews 310 reads
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11 / 16

Thanks. She's back in bossy mode. Said she was calling to make an appointment with a counselor and I replied what about a mediator?

AlyssaTantra See my TER Reviews 312 reads
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12 / 16

Joint or full custody no joke I've watched several neighbors do it.  Why don't you take him? He'll be heartbroken without you.

sympathyforthedevil 54 Reviews 270 reads
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13 / 16

It's funny/sad but there are 5 people that know Clyde that are demanding that I call them first. I will wait till the end before I give him away even if he jumped in the sewer water at the park today and stabbed me with one of his precious sticks. Thanks for the thoughts.

rachelsonoma See my TER Reviews 315 reads
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14 / 16

I know a couple who stayed together for their dog. I am not kidding!

nrinsd 1 Reviews 232 reads
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15 / 16

My Lab is in very serious condition. He has cancer which has gone into his lungs. A couple times we thought we lost him, but he hangs on. I'm watching for his suffering, but when he get to his worse, he remarkably bounces back and wants to play ball. I'm going to enjoy every minute left with him I can.

LeucadiaGuy 152 Reviews 209 reads
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16 / 16

In a stand up he mentioned getting or being divorced and the crowed "awwwed"

His reply was hilarious.  Skip to a 1:20.

"no good marriage has ended in divorce"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bekvgMEcgq

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