San Diego
If my x had a cock like yours I'd still be married. eom
I just met up with a favorite friend of mine and following our play time she said:
"you almost fucked me off the bed." To which we both got a good laugh from. Thanks Hanna. So on that note of "in the moment funny quotables" I wanted to see what the rest of you all had.she came out of the bathroom and said "You really scooped me out in there"
Objects in mirror are larger than they appear
Provider told me a client who saw her weekly for a year and a half was such a boring lay that while he was banging her she would stare up at her toes to determine when she was do for her next pedicure.
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