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RUBBERBAND 5 Reviews 9659 reads
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2 / 16
ness 18 Reviews 7947 reads
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3 / 16

Either some idiot chick just picked off the pic (common on these "legit" dating sites), or, is it her? Doubt it.
I know austin is at least 35 yo.

SDMIKAL 15 Reviews 8714 reads
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4 / 16

Looks like Austin, Brenda or whatever she wants to call herself now.  Maybe her boyfriend dumped her.

bananadck 11 Reviews 11047 reads
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5 / 16

Either she has gotten "really lonley" being a ROB or someone stole her pic and is using it to misrepresent themselves to some poor guy.  How fitting....

What do you guys think about her annual income statement of "$25,000 to $34,999"?

RMPLESTILSKIN 9 Reviews 9319 reads
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6 / 16

What will she try next, the goodyear blimp?

tomsawyer10 9771 reads
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7 / 16

Classic!  I'm sure Brigitte's gone one too!

ob2 9683 reads
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8 / 16
JoBloMe 8455 reads
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9 / 16

That's definitely one of Austin's pics from her website. But, unless she's just trolling for more suckers, that's not her. She was polishing her bf's chrome on her webcam just last night...

2sense 8526 reads
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10 / 16

Either it's Austin, or someone has lifted her photograph. I remember seeing this photo on one of her advertising sites.

vantana 10285 reads
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11 / 16

Unless her business has really fallen off due to TER!

Candy Kemp 10198 reads
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12 / 16

Can't believe she's still around.

Dionisios 22 Reviews 10645 reads
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13 / 16

Notice that she's wearing a heart locket in the picture => there's a BF somewhere.  I think you hit it.

2sense 11323 reads
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15 / 16

After Cary Grant is betrayed by Eva Marie Saint in Hitchcock's "North by Northwest", Grant and Saint have some great dialogue:

Grant to Saint: "You can tease a man to death without half-trying, so why don't you stop trying."

Grant to Saint: "How does a girl get to be a girl like you?" Saint to Grant: "Just lucky, I guess."

To anyone lucky enough to get a "date" with the above Austin clone, maybe you get start a conversation with the great movie, North by Northwest.

masgrande 1 Reviews 11824 reads
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16 / 16

If anyone gets a date with Austin, they should employ the following:

A. The three foot rule of distance
B. Have her pay her portion of the bar bill/dinner tab in advance
C. Explain that online dating is not dating

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