I realize this isn't the humor board, but I think not many here actually go to that board often, so....
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip Time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
BKMan
#'s 7,9,17, and 18. my favorites
Kelle
20. Is it in yet?
21. I have stuffed all I can in, and I still have some left over.
21. Just keep beating it until it thickens.
22. How do you get all of that in your mouth?
23. Are you going to come again next time?
LTT
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