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Re:A Smartassed Question...
NikkiDiamond 7244 reads
posted
1 / 18

In light of my now 3 weeks of being a single-girl status I have a question...
The Ex S.O. called the other night and wanted to know if I'd like him to swing by and give me a "HUG" before I left town.
I've looked allover the net to try to find out what this is an acronym for, but to no avail...
I'm thinking perhaps that it means he's tired of his own "HAND UPON GENITALS" lately?
So I thought I'd ask the experts.
Guys...might anyone have any other ideas of what "HUG" stands for?
Eddie????

singleton 5 Reviews 7421 reads
posted
2 / 18


like Eddie (however, i aspire to be) ... but this has me stumped!

perhaps a "HUG" means ... a "Hooters Up Game" !?

;-)



NikkiDiamond 6764 reads
posted
3 / 18

LOL
Eddie has worked long & Hard to become the pervert he is today.  (hehehe long and hard just happen to be two of my favorite words...what a co-inky-dink!)
Hmmmm hooters, hadn't thought of that one, good job!

ga_kosh 22 Reviews 6228 reads
posted
4 / 18

'Hard-on/Hand  Upon/Up between  the Gazangas'?  I'd hardly call yours Grapefruits....  Who knows what HUG could mean?

Obviously this guy is entering the "What the F@^& have I done?" stage of breaking up and desires to try it again with you.  Maybe in this case HUG was just a hug, implying he wants to take things slow - but I don't know the guy.  

In my history, there are VERY few exes I still have as my friends.  If we weren't friends before dating, we sure as hell weren't friends after.

My best advice: Proceed with Caution Young Lady.

Kosh

Anathema 2 Reviews 6806 reads
posted
5 / 18

HUG:

Huge

Unit

Growth

Oh man I'm such a genius! I should get an award!

L.A. Lover 6657 reads
posted
6 / 18

Lets go cow tippin in Detroit. How about it babe?

NikkiDiamond 6299 reads
posted
7 / 18

LOL- good one
Yeah I'm pretty sure the hug was actually supposed to be just that, a hug, most likely accompanied with a bottle of Kendall-Jackson Merlot, known to work like wd/40 for prying my legs open instantly.  I declined on the offer, knowing full well your advice is dead on, but thought it'd be hilarious to see what kind of acronyms you guys could come up with since there were none out there!
Thanks for the advice!

fasteddie51 5870 reads
posted
8 / 18

H.oneypot U.pon my G.enitals?

mr. H.appy U.p your G.ash?

fasteddie51 7311 reads
posted
9 / 18

ex's as friends... hmmm

That reminds me of what my ex-wife said to me when our divorce became final... saddened to know that our years together were coming to an end, we looked deeply at each other,  there standing before me was the woman who had been my wife, my lover and my best friend for 18 years; I thought I detected tears welling up in her eyes as she said to me in a quivering voice, "Go fuck yourself, asshole"

ga_kosh 22 Reviews 9011 reads
posted
10 / 18

LMAO

Thinking about my sitch with an ex who I share a child.  We can tolerate each other for a couple of hours - long enough for b-day parties and to discuss anything concerning the kid. Otherwise, we're the same way as you - except we had sex the night our divorce was final.  There's a saying about old shoes being comfortable....

singleton 5 Reviews 10640 reads
posted
11 / 18


ME, a confirmed batchelor, reconsider my life sacrifice to stay forever a singleton! LOL

NikkiDiamond 4558 reads
posted
12 / 18

ROFLMAOL!!!!
Eddie, you're making me laugh so hard there are tears welling up in MY eyes!

NikkiDiamond 6482 reads
posted
13 / 18

singleton, don't go changing your life, baby... I'll tell you to go fuck yourself all the time if you want!

NikkiDiamond 5342 reads
posted
14 / 18

hmmm I kinda liked the "fuck with the canadians" thing
EH??????

AZChewy 8156 reads
posted
15 / 18

Obviously it means............

a   H uge   U rge   for your   G azangas

                :)

L.A. Lover 7753 reads
posted
16 / 18

HMMMMMM I would kindly love to do the Canadian thing with you. How bout it?????????

fasteddie51 6673 reads
posted
17 / 18

Played it for a laugh... the truth is that my ex and I are still friends, and until she remarried we hung out together on a regular basis... the funny thing was that from the day she filed for divorce, she never even undressed in front of me let alone have sex with me, even though when I stayed over at her place  we slept in the same bed... go figure!

fasteddie51 7780 reads
posted
18 / 18

Well, first thing tomorrow I'm calling my broker to buy stock in Kendall-Jackson... after your post, I'm sure the liquor store shelves will be empty .. and to think I've been foolishly stocking up WD40!

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