"Hail King Eddie and his court (ROTFLMAO) you guys deserve each other, and I say that with the utmost sincerity. Most of you guys are so lost, you couldn't get laid in a TiaJuanna whore house with a fistful of hundred dollar bills."
This appeared under the "Eddie's contributions to the hobby" thread.
Lol, someone sounds pretty bitter to me...
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Compared to me, you're all losers... I'm such a studmuffin I have porn stars pay ME for sex. They beg me to take Viagra so I can do them all night. That's why I don't need anyones help like all of you do.
Have I mentioned lately that a pornstar gave me a car? It's a 1977 Cadillac DeVille. A lime green one. She even had my initials put on the doors. And it has spinning rims! I bet none of you bozos ever got a car like that from a pornstar.
And did I tell you I have dinner with a pornstar every major holiday and sometimes on weekends? They cook all my favorite foods. They blow me while I eat! I bet none of you bums ever got your knob gobbled while you were eating spam and eggs.
I cant find my dick with two hands, but guess what? I dont have to, pornstars do it for me. I bet none of you asswipes ever had a pornstar find your dick for you!
You are all totally clueless, not like me who knows it all.
As Always,
SUCK MY DICK, LOSERS
Tell me, if the porn stars (females I presume) pay you for your services, can I search for a PSE review of your performance? I presume they must talk about you just as we talk about them, so I'd love to know what they say about paying you.
What do you charge per hour anyway, and do you give discounts for multiple hours?
Coding Wizard - You are a moron for taking JL Dick seriously. He's teasing and playing with you. Get real.
I think most of the trash talking on this and other boards is mostly likely from one juvenile source.
To all of those who wish to trash talk anyone... be a real man and do it with your true handle.
But which pornstar is it that finds your dick and gives you blow jobs while you eat? My guess is Ron Jeremy or Lexington Steel