Let me spoil you to a DELICIOUS and YUMMY date!  Book me direct for $900 (Texas only)

bring that rate to NY and im up for it

DAMN THE LUCK!!  I'm cumming....er...coming to the Houston area for a wedding this weekend.  The thought of seeing a provider never crossed my mind since I'm bringing a date.  That would've been a kick in the britches to see the shit faced grins on the folks at the wedding when I walked in with you.

p.s. Maybe we can rendevouz in Vegas!!  Or I'll get you out here to San Diego