http://www.chicagotribune.com/services/newspaper/printedition/monday/chi-shooting_for_wiresoct08,0,1546717.story?coll=chi-sportscollege-hed
Guns don't murder people; violent criminals and cops murder people.
-- Modified on 10/8/2007 7:05:53 PM
1. Everybody must own and operate a full automatic weapon daily, expending at least 200 rounds in practice or operations.
2. Bodies must lie where they fall, but you MUST POLICE YOUR BRASS.
3. No quarter asked nor given. If you run out of ammo, you get shot.
4. No training or preparation allowed, it's not sportsmanlike.
5. 10 points extra if you hit the fellows with the red crosses.
6. RPGs, tanks, artillery, aircraft available at extra cost.
7. NO MOCKING PEOPLE! It's not allowed. Because it hurts self-esteem.
An armed society is a polite society. And that's what's most important!! BE POLITE OR I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY!!!
do you have a guilty conscience about something?
Are you afraid somebody will take your gun away?
Why does that disturb you?
BULLETS DO!
When did you ever hear of anybody hitting anybody over the head with a gun? Every army n the world agrees, Guns don't kill, bullets do!!
it scares the shit right out of my GF.
NO FUCKIN WAY she says!
Think I'm gonna go get my machinegun and blow off a few belts, yippeetiyiyi.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071010/ap_on_re_us/school_shooting
Obviously, we need more guns in high schools. If everybody had a gun in that school, they could have shot him, and any other suspect. Then I'd be out of a job, and so would Al Gore, because there'd be no overpopulation!!
It's win-win!!!!
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