I woke up in a pool of urine (hopefully my own!)with my pants around my ankles,,, and my anus hurts?? I guess that was some party I had!
Well, I'm glad it was just a dream... Now I can get back to the important things in life, like seeking out hot young asian providers and the grass-roots efforts for legalization of marijuana, and just let you political junkies fight amongst yourselves.....
...with your ass hurting, feeling like you've been drafted into an onerous, disgusting task.
It's called Monday.
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