God, since he is the one that made us this way. We can't help the way he made us. Your argument is therefor with God, not us men. And why did God make women the way they are, instead of making them all as horny as us men are?

...and tits bigger.  He also invented penile enhancement surgery so guys like you don't have to only fuck SUPADOGGIESTYLE so women don't see their little ding dongs.

Take it up with that bag of Cheetos you're eating.  

Let's face it. Men ARE gross. We stink. We sweat. We fart. We belch. We're the slime balls of the human race. But you know what? We're the ones who get things done. You don't see too many women building roads or bridges, do you? Civilization was built on the backs of men. And when you spend all day laying bricks, you're going to be a little gross. Men do this so women don't have to be gross. That way we have something nice to fuck when we get home from work.