Lawfare rips him off for $350 million
Makes $4 billion on Truth Social acquisition
Fucks Melania
Goes to Sneakercon where wildly received

Meanwhile Biden spits up his oatmeal.  Poops in his pants.  Aid helps him into shower and he keeps mumbling, "Where's Ashley?"

Second, yes, Truth Social would be a windfall but if he wins in November he'll have to sell his shares, driving the price way down.

You know why Trump still fucks Melania? Because if she doesn't he has a stream of women who would jump at the chance. Stormy didn't exactly resist.

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