Santa Clause is the real deity.  Everyone talks about him every christmas season. He gives real tangible gifts to many. He does the world good, drives a lot of business to corporate world, and generally livens up the winter season with his holy spirit.  

...he is superior to that swarthy, Middle Eastern Jesus (although Megyn Kelly thinks Jesus was white too).

What sense does that make? Romance itself is a religious fairytale for the gullible to believe in.

Did you learn too soon Santa is a ruse ?  
 Babies and young children will often whine and cry when they aren't coddled and given more attention than their siblings.
 
  If you hope to live long and prosper, learn to grow up and adapt with your surroundings, or you could end up like the Wooly mammoth.

Here's a link for you that answers all your questions.  
Must reads.  

He still has empty spaces in between too... metaphor maybe. LOL

Explains a whole lot about you. ROFLMAO

"My God My God Why Have You Foresaken Me?????????" Matthew 27:46

Still worshipping a dead corpse? Yes that dead huma being who cried like a little bitch asking why god has forsaken him, when HE's supposed to be god himself? ROFLMAO

These religious pukes are worshipping a dead dude from 2000 years ago no longer even alive to listen to any of their oblivious prayers that never go answered.  

You hate hot successful females like Megyn Kelly because  you've never gotten over that first big NO at the grade school dance . hahahahaha  

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...I asked Him to show everyone who the real clown is and He did.  You wrote your short post three times and you still couldn't spell 'divine' correctly.  There is a God and he looks like this:

It shouldn't be a suprise or something you should come on here and cry about that a woman this hot would have dry heaves during an entire session with you . Your review " she watched the clock the whole time ". You're damn right she did ! Your physician does the same thing when you go in for a check up.  

enough said

Meg Kelly is a super model

Your super model has an average face. You seem to like thick girls. I only see and date girls in 20s. You seem to like milfs,  that's perfectly fine but you couldn't be more wrong about my preferences. Idiot.

Since my childhood I've always had at least one loyal friend I could trust beyond any  shadow of doubt.
    I can't  imagine my life without my Dogs.  

If the disaster consumes us, should we cry out "My God My God Why Have You Foresaken Me?????????"  

...still living in 1970?  You are as trite and jejune as that other unimaginative broken record - Johnny One-Note who can only think of one song link to post.  Sad.

Nice!

All he ever posted (usually under Charlie) was "There is no Dog."

Some of the others, well, they're best forgotten! Lol