A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent
his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and
stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed
she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what
are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're
mating," her father replied. "What do you call the
spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So,
the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl
asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are
Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat and said
"Well, it might be OK in California or New York but
we're not having any of that crap in Texas."