Politics and Religion

The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told.
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That would have to be religion. The late great George Carlin once noted that:

"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things he has a special place full of fire, and smoke, and burning, and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time....but he loves you!!! He loves you and he need money!!! He's all powerful, all perfect, all knowing, and all wise, somehow, he just can't handle money. Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story, holy shit!"

That is one hell of a bullshit story, isn't it?

But what you weren't all that interested in money? What if you were interested in screwing underaged girls instead? If THAT was your interest....

"It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies."

- Letters from the Earth

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