The situation is so serious that George Bush is flying to Atlanta tomorrow to assess the damage.  He is not sure how close Russia is to Georgia so he is trying to find the two states on a map.  His mother gave him a puzzle of the United States to help him learn where each state is located.  He placed Georgia is the right spot but can’t seem to fit Alaska next to Georgia.  He remember Sarah Palin saying she could see Russia from her house in Alaska so Russia must be next to Alaska and Alaska must be next to Georgia. He asked Coni Rice why Alaska won’t fit next to Georgia.  She told him that it was Alabama, not Alaska that is next to Georgia.  She took the time to show him the route Martin Luther King and his followers took on the historic march from Selma to Montgomery. Bush being somewhat of a history buff remembered some people saying that Martin Luther King was a communist.  That all makes sense now since Martin Luther King was obviously from Russia, but why doesn’t Alaska fit next to Georgia and where the hell is Russia.  Sarah Palin was a hot MILF but she certainly wasn’t ready for the vice presidency.   Hmmm maybe I can cut the Alaska piece to fit next to Georgia with a pair of scissors.