Politics and Religion

Re:Proof! OJ Still Didn't Do It, Right?
TheConeOfSilence 2763 reads
posted
1 / 11

Well now, in drawing analogies from some on this board, I can now conclusively state that OJ Simpson had no part whatsoever in those gruesome murders in which he was charged. OJ, I'm so sorry to have thought otherwise.

I've been enlightened here. No weapon was found, therefore kind sir, you are not guilty. WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS STUPID COUNTRY THINKING TO DEVOTE SUCH TIME AND ENERGY TO GETTING YOU?

It's just like WMD in Iraq. None has been found, therefore, Saddam Huessin is innocent of all charges this country has made. It's open and shut, just like that.

And the OJ jury mindset marches triumphantly into fabric of American sensibilities.

XiaomingLover1 67 Reviews 1927 reads
posted
2 / 11

No love for OJ, but isn't it a bit of a stretch to make the WMD comparison?

When Bush and the NeoCons invade LA County for producing such inept prosecutions and brain-dead jurors, maybe I'll think better of your point.

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 2843 reads
posted
3 / 11

See now, the problem here, is that Bush and the Neocons really dont give a shit about California. They keep trying to drain us of our resources and money. Fuck em. California should secede from the Union. We maintain the worlds fifth largest economy on our own. Without California, the US goes from #1, to #3.

What this has to do with OJ Simpson, is beyond me. But who cares at this point? It's 4:20 in Honolulu! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

XiaomingLover1 67 Reviews 2362 reads
posted
4 / 11

DoctorGonzo, time to call it a nite I think?

Do you live in Hawaii, you lucky dog, or just visiting?

SHUTOMAN 8 Reviews 2521 reads
posted
5 / 11

I, as well, think we should we should secede. Except for New York, the rest of the country just drags us down.

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 1657 reads
posted
6 / 11

Neither one... although i've gotten three PM's from people looking for advice on local Hawaii providers. LOLOL

No, the reference was entirely due to my standard... it's got to be 4:20 somewhere:)
When I wrote the note, it was 7:20pm my time, making it 4:20pm in Honolulu.

If I need to explain further, you wouldn't understand:) - oh look! its 7:20 am in Los Angeles. Thats makes it 4:20 in..... AMSTERDAM!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(get the idea?)

DrFill 2049 reads
posted
7 / 11

It's still 7:20 Pacific Standard Time in Amsterdam.   Well, now 9 am.  And 12 NY time in Amsterdam.

Dumbya 2078 reads
posted
8 / 11

from this board, I can be sure that we should nucular all the world evildoers.

I'm gonna do it!!  We can be sure.  Condy baby, where did we put the nuculars?

Okra 2340 reads
posted
9 / 11

He really murdered Nicole.  

And THAT is the reason we should stay in Iraq.  If we find him there, we can finally bring OJ to justice.

Did those guys look in the hole where they found Saddam?

DrFill 1389 reads
posted
10 / 11
HarryLime 10 Reviews 1760 reads
posted
11 / 11

... dumbest thing I have ever seen posted.  

Please give yourself a dope slap for me.

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