''There is no more evidence that Comrade Obama has studied tae kwon do than there is that he's qualified to serve as President, although no one can be sure, with his college years kept so tightly under wraps. Whether the black belt would do him any good in a fight is doubtful.''

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Strike the pose

I'll bet he can kick some conservative ass with one of those. WTF do you mean by "comrade" Obama? The man is a tool of the running dogs of capitalism.

The NFL announced today that they are designating Obama as the MVP for Super Bowl XLIV. Said an NFL spokesman "Everyone knows it is inevitable, so we might as well make the announcement now. Our decision is based on the incredible influence that Obama's message of hope has had on the league as a whole. He truly IS our most valuable player."

Not to be outdone, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced that they will be awarding Obama a "Lifetime Achievement in Film" award at the 82nd Annual Oscars next year. In a statement released by the Academy, they said that in time, Obmaa will make significant and lasting contributions to the film industry. They felt that giving him the award now would merely speed that process along by inspiring him to move forward with his revolutionary vision for the film industry.

And, for good measure, California is considering making Obama the next California Happy Cow. After all, his talent for spewing bullshit with a smile is unparalleled.

Where do you guys come up with these web sites? Shows there is huge market of conspiracy theorists.

of Obama giving the "black power" salute.

The Board of Directors of the Masters PGA Tournament in Augusta, have already decided to have Obama measured for the Green jacket. After all, he plays golf more often than Tiger Woods, so it is only proper that he wears the jacket. Has never won a tournament, or even played in one, but that's not important.

Nah, no way. He's got the fist part down pat, but it should be raised over his head, and unlike Carlos and Smith, (I believe it was), he's not bowing his head. Although he does have the bowing part perfected, as we've seen several times already.

Kung Fu. Karate. Judo. He is Black Belt in all.

He is also world champion bull rider and NASCAR points champion. And IRONMAN winner. And member of MENSA and Pulitzer Prize winner. And he won the Super Bowl MVP and will win next years too. And the Hart Trophy for the NHL.

And he is leading us out of our recession. Trust him. Would he lie to you?