Hilarious!
Come here fasteddie, let me see the back of your throat for the big 'O'..Please? LMAO
I would tattoo the word Hope on my dick, and constantly use the phrase " you should feel hope welling up inside you" in speeches.
He'd totally get more tail.
But don't take that as nonsupport, just an easy joke. I'm an equal opportunity comedian.
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