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Re: Come on play along and pick one
Schmohawk 55 Reviews 758 reads
posted
1 / 28
Melania Trump or Ivanka Trump, if you had to choose

Since this is the politics board of an escort review site, I want to find a point where the 2 combine.

who would your rather fuck if you could only fuck one of them.  
my vote goes to Melania. Ivanka is HOT, but she grew up as a spoiled rich kid. She is probably a lame fuck, or as the TER rating scale goes, a 5. (not talking about looks)/

Melania must fuck like a champ! she got THE DONALD to settle down with her, she looks amazing (we have all seen those pics) and would probably rate a 9 or 10 on the TER rating scale.

dont get me wrong, i would fuck ivanka in a heart beat, but i would give my left nut to fuck melania.

what say you?

mattradd 40 Reviews 75 reads
posted
2 / 28
Neither!

There's too many hot women out there, who are available, for me to waste my time on fantasies.  ;)

And, to be truthful, I don't find either of them any more attractive than the women I've been with, particularly Melania with her model scowl.

Though I do appreciate your effort! ;)

Schmohawk 55 Reviews 82 reads
posted
3 / 28
Re: Neither!

That was not an option!

Come on play along and pick one

Hpygolky 205 Reviews 85 reads
posted
4 / 28
Ok I'll bite, it's only a game so fuck it....Melania Trump

Especially now that I "heard" that she may have been a pro....Love those Eastern Block Models.

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 116 reads
posted
5 / 28
Re: Come on play along and pick one

Ivanka converted to Judaism, is about half Melania's age, and has a mouth that was surgically upgraded to be the perfect fellating machine. I can bring her to family Passover dinner, and get a blow job during the storytelling part when everyone but my brother in law goes outside for an intermission.

I'm not afraid to play along. do I win a prize or is this just for shits n giggles?
Posted By: Schmohawk
That was not an option!  
   
 Come on play along and pick one

ChoosyCynic 1 Reviews 90 reads
posted
6 / 28
Aren't you happy that administration didn't cut off P&R so you could tell your funny story ?

Posted By: hpygolky
Especially now that I "heard" that she may have been a pro....Love those Eastern Block



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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 92 reads
posted
7 / 28
I bet Ivanka would be a great Greek experience, followed by a standing BBBJ.

Then I'd forget the rest, no DATY, NO K9, Mish, CG or any kind of vaginal penetration. Just Greek followed by her on her knees giving me a BBBJCIM followed by good-bye.

LasVegan 84 reads
posted
8 / 28
Every provider on TER would be

a much better choice than either of them.

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 64 reads
posted
9 / 28
Stop being such a tweezerhead Choosy. eom


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Nnoway 13 Reviews 55 reads
posted
10 / 28
Tiffany?

There is an obvious better choice in the family.  

Melania may do for the mother/daughter team.  

For me Ivanka is more for the conversation. I bet she'd make a great friend lol If you ask me she should be running for pres instead of her dadda.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 75 reads
posted
11 / 28
After all these years, he still doesn't know...

...where to reply to a post.  "Tweezerhead?"  Never heard of it.  "Zika head" would be more appropriate.

Schmohawk 55 Reviews 71 reads
posted
12 / 28
Re: Come on play along and pick one

you just found the afikoman!  

long time doc!

ChoosyCynic 1 Reviews 73 reads
posted
13 / 28
I was being ironic, "Kapo".

Now, pinhead , go out & do what you do best, backstab & inform on someone.  

Posted By: BigPapasan
...where to reply to a post.  "Tweezerhead?"  Never heard of it.  "Zika head" would be more appropriate.

bigguy30 85 reads
posted
14 / 28
I would go with Marla Maples or her daughter Tiffany.

Posted By: Nnoway
There is an obvious better choice in the family.  
   
 Melania may do for the mother/daughter team.  
   
 For me Ivanka is more for the conversation. I bet she'd make a great friend lol If you ask me she should be running for pres instead of her dadda.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 77 reads
posted
15 / 28
It's ironic that you use the word "irony" to try and excuse...

...your boneheaded blunder in replying to the wrong post.  

"Irony is a FIGURE OF SPEECH (emphasis added) in which words are used in such a way that their intended meaning is different from the actual meaning of the words. It may also be a situation that may end up in quite a different way than what is generally anticipated. In simple words, it is a difference between the appearance and the reality."

http://literarydevices.net/irony/

Go ahead, you keep digging yourself deeper and deeper.  Let's see you get out of this hole now.  Some people just can't admit when they fucked up - SMH

How can you tell when Choosy is getting desperate?  He has to resort to plagiarizing insults from "followme."

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 125 reads
posted
16 / 28
Re: Come on play along and pick one

only reason i replied was because it was you. Been about 4 years or more.
You have my email. hit me up.
 

Posted By: Schmohawk
you just found the afikoman!  
   
 long time doc!

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 75 reads
posted
17 / 28
Re: "Tweezerhead?" Never heard of it.

Tweezerhead was the name of a very stupid hobbit in my old D&D pantheon.
It's a mildly innocuous insult, but nothing to lose sleep over.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 96 reads
posted
18 / 28
That reminds me of a great handle.............


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DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 86 reads
posted
19 / 28
LOL you really do have too much time on your hands to have come up with this one! LOL eom

Posted By: BigPapasan

impposter 49 Reviews 78 reads
posted
20 / 28
Which fucking Trump?

Melania and Ivanka are both hot, but if The Donald wins, he'll be fucking you and the rest of the country.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 94 reads
posted
21 / 28
See, I knew I could lure you back. Now let me go find...

...the file I've been compiling on Adelson.

ChoosyCynic 1 Reviews 117 reads
posted
22 / 28
I'm not.

But apparently," Kapo" isn't, too dense & lacking in reading comprehension to see that it was the SUBJECT of my reply was "ironic".

Speaking of losing sleep, he gets precious of it, living on the TER boards. Pathetic.
Posted By: DoctorGonzo
Tweezerhead was the name of a very stupid hobbit in my old D&D pantheon.  
 It's a mildly innocuous insult, but nothing to lose sleep over.  
 
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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 68 reads
posted
23 / 28
Does Pence have any daughters? eom


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mattradd 40 Reviews 81 reads
posted
24 / 28
Well, now that I have that new technical, or medical information,...

provided by the Doc., I choose Ivanka!  ;)

Schmohawk 55 Reviews 67 reads
posted
25 / 28
Re: Come on play along and pick one

i just sent you a PM with my email address  
you may have sent it to an old box  

Posted By: DoctorGonzo
only reason i replied was because it was you. Been about 4 years or more.  
 You have my email. hit me up.  
   
   
Posted By: Schmohawk
you just found the afikoman!    
     
  long time doc!

Nnoway 13 Reviews 45 reads
posted
26 / 28
Amen -eom-


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Nnoway 13 Reviews 63 reads
posted
27 / 28
Amen -eom-


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Nnoway 13 Reviews 72 reads
posted
28 / 28
Yes. With a bit of work I suppose both of them could make it in this industry.

As for Kaine's daughter she'd have to pay me. It's interesting that nobody's mentioning Chelsea.

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