Twas The Night Before The Elections


         'Twas the night before elections

         And all through the town

         Tempers were flaring

         Emotions all up and down!



         I, in my bathrobe

         With a cat in my lap

         Had cut off the TV

         Tired of political crap.



         When all of a sudden

         There arose such a noise

         I peered out of my window

         Saw Obama and his boys



         They had come for my wallet

         They wanted my pay

         To give to the others

         Who had not worked a day!



         He snatched up my money

         And quick as a wink

         Jumped back on his bandwagon

         As I gagged from the stink



         He then rallied his henchmen

         Who were pulling his cart

         I could tell they were out

         To tear my country apart!



         ' On Fannie, on Freddie,

         On Biden and Ayers!

         On Acorn, On Pelosi'

         He screamed at the pairs!



         They took off for his cause

         And as he flew out of sight

         I heard him laugh at the nation

         Who wouldn't stand up and fight!



         So I leave you to think

         On this one final note-

         IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM

         GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!